Humorous Wedding Speech

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Hello how are you? I apologize for not keeping in touch, but I just wanted you to know I miss you and I wish you are well. I just turned 20 at the end of last year and I am close to ending my 2nd year in college, at UC Merced. Mostly with As and Bs. I wanted to thank you, for being so sincere and caring about me. You were right about everything, it feels like freshmen/sophomore years in high school in your class were so long ago, they were centuries ago..I am embarassed to even look back at my mistakes, but I can barely remember my high school self. Looking back I realized I should've been greatful with your concern and wisdom. If only I could tell younger self what I know now, and that there are so many more important things in the world.

Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive
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Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a unique event in history - the very first and last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. It is a privilege and an honor to do so. I just hope that, so soon into our married life, I don't let her down.
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Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom
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Well, as Henry VIII said to each one of his wives … 'I shall not keep you long'.
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Humorous Wedding Speech – Two Best Men
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Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Steve and this is my partner in crime, Scot. We are the best men today, famed for our double act. Some people may even say we were artists, but I think you'll all realize what kind of artists we are later on this evening.
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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man
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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man When Daniel came to me and asked me to be his best man, it was a great honour but, when I looked at all the duties required of me, I felt he’d be better off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, but I told him that it wasn’t a decision that money could change. So then he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and it’s my pleasure to be Daniel’s best man today.
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Humorous Wedding Speech: A Short Story
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Ladies! Really,in this day in age could this old wise tale really be floating around. By now we all know that men have singular focus, RIGHT? Don't get me wrong they are intelligent beings, but I have yet to meet a man that can read between our cryptic lines. Man want to know if you are interested with little to know effort. I am telling you to enter the bar yelling "Who's taking me home tonight!", all I'm saying is if he shows interest it is okay to let him know yo are just as interested in him. Playing hard to get will sent the wrong message simply because your message will most like be misread!
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Humorous Wedding Speech: I Am A Thank You
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Dear, Adalley, the worlds dearest. I just want to take this time to thank you for being a great part of my later youth and lord willing greater part in my college age and so on. When you came around this last semester and started texting again it made my days you started making my days great again because I realized I had a true friend, thank you for being around and thank you for being awesome! You’re my favorite always stay yourself
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Thank you all for coming. Some of you have traveled far and wide to be here today. Some of you drove and some of you even flew to all be in the same room today, all so we could celebrate the love of these two-amazing people. On behalf of the bridesmaids and myself we would like to recognize and thank Amy DeBellis, _____ and Kathy Zarwi for being such wonderful hosts!
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good evening, family and friends. I would like to thank you all for coming to celebrate and honor the marriage of Colt and Jennifer Moller. As the groom’s sister, I would like to thank Colt for being the absolute best role model, positive influence, and brother that I could have possibly imagined. You have truly shown me what it has meant to love and cherish each and every moment of every day. Although we have had a few bumpy roads in the past, I know that I can always turn to you for support and guidance.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Hi. My name is Hayden and I have the honor today of being my Dad's best man. Looking around i can see some of you are pretty so i'll keep this a pg speech rather than an R18.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Thank you for all you have done for the past 18 years of my life. Thank you for being my biggest supporters, and telling me to follow my dreams. Thank you for raising me like I am, and taking me on all kinds of trips, and exploring new things. Thank you for allowing me to get a dog 13 years ago. Without Daisy I don't know what I would do.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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As the Big Day approaches fast, Name & I want to congratulate you and Derek. You two look great together and it is such an amusement to see two people getting marry who are clearly made for each other just like the two of you. Name & I had been looking forward for your marriage with Derek ever since you caught the bouquet at our wedding two years ago. I am truly overjoyed to hear the news that you and Derek are getting marry as we have been anticipating this day for so long and we are thrilled to be your best man and maid of honour.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Tonight as we celebrate your birthday, we wish you a magical day that is profoundly happy and richly blessed. We appreciate the special and unique role that you play in our lives - long may you continue to do so. Please know that you are admired and loved by your family, as a special and caring friend to many and as a colleague of note.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good Evening everyone and thank you for joining us, as we look back on a love story that began 25 years ago. I’d also like to apologize for not being in person to deliver this. It means a lot that some of you have traveled from all over to make it here to share fond memories with us. A quote that I have heard off and on over the past couple of years comes to mind to describe the warmth in the room “To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides – David Viscott” Dear Mom and Dad, firstly, I hope the two of you know how much Payal and I love you.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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What day is it? Oh My Gosh, it is the love of my life’s BIRTHDAY. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI SUPERMAN! Baby, you are finally 17, that's a big deal. It is time to take on new roles and responsibilities.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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I want to first apologize for this long email, but I want to answer the many questions that will come from this email and explain what my family have been doing over the years. As many of you know, over the past eleven and one-half years, Julie and I decided to homeschool our daughters to avoid the pitfalls of our local schools. Although we were not educators, we felt passionate about giving our daughters an education that was not traditional. Looking back, we understood the risks involved, which we all dearly paid for with loss of income, stress, limited rest, tears, shorten vacations, nonexistent celebrations, etc. In other words, homeschool education has been by far the hardest part of raising our daughters. However, we were fortunate to have the support of many of you over the years, which helped us do everything in our power to guide our daughters to a top twenty university. There was help of all kind, from your emotional support, your conversations with them concerning their education, to buying a simple lunch, gifting bookbags, a computer, and even wanting to be part of the process by paying for some of their community college courses while they were in high school. Some of you even supported Julie and I in numerous ways so we can continue our difficult mission. For that, we will always thank you.
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Humorous Wedding Speech

Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive