Humorous Wedding Speech

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Two years ago, I would not be able to stand up here and talk in front of all of you. *Chuckle* who am I kidding I wouldn't have had the guts to come up here one year ago. Let alone two. Just the fact that I'm able to be up here and not throw up is a miracle and thanks to that miracle, all of you have to sit there and suffer through my speech when you'd rather be at home sleeping in.

Something that really bothered me while writing this speech is that when I asked someone for advice, they told me that it didn't matter what I said, that no one would care anyway. I don't think they meant it as a bad thing, but I couldn't help but think: What's the point in writing a speech that no one will bother to remember?

That got me thinking even more.

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