The Sloth Summary

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The land of snickers is an extravagant place. Sloths run wild, ravaging through land masses, trying to find all of the remaining potatoes in the land. There were very few colonies of potatoes left, but sloths loved potatoes. Yet one night every week they sit down and read a boring story called the boring story. A boring story is about a boy who is reading his sister a very boring story and because the boring story is boring she sleeps and dreams and the story is even more boring in her head. The sloth king reads this story to himself every night because he is a very lonely sloth. All of a sudden one day disaster struck, there were no more potatoes. All that was left in the land was snickers, so the sloth king, being the most important sloth …show more content…

However one young sloth, by the name of Bobby had stolen them all. Bobby had a plan for the potatoes, for he hated the taste of potatoes with a passion, but everyone else loved them. Bobby infected the potatoes with his magical voodoo and then let all of the sloths find them. The second the sloths found the potatoes they ate their share and took the rest back to the king. The sloths that had gone on the quest dropped off the potatoes and went home, but unfortunately for the sloths they never made it …show more content…

Bobbies plans were going smashingly, but as other sloths saw that sloths who ate potatoes were dying, other sloths started running away. Even though they were not running fast, they were still getting away from the infected potatoes.
As all of the sloths ran away, they slowly slowed down, not because of them getting tired, but because they were starting to stick to the ground. Eventually the sloths were entirely stuck in a chocolate swamp. All of a sudden one of the oldest sloths in the group, Albert, found the solution to get out of this mess. They could simply eat all of the chocolate. This would take a long time, but eventually would work.
70 years late, they ate ¼ of the swamp. The sloths were stupidly slow and their stomachs were stretching to extreme lengths to try to get out of the swamp. As they neared the finish of the swamp, one sloth found something buried deep in the swamp. It was a camera!
At that very moment all of the sloths realized their entire journey was a hoax and they were actually being recorded for some puny commercial. The sloths decided to hold a meeting in the middle of the half eaten swamp to discuss what they would do

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