The Things they Humped; Bathroom series -If you were in the same class I was in 2017 you may know why I named this like this. Also if you read The Things They Carried or know your vocabulary. Not just the name are familiar but the the whole story was about, WAR!!!. But this is much toxic and less world wide. -Let us look deep into the bathroom (not that deep you nasty). This was when people did not care about rules or did what it have to do to break a rule (it was awesome trust me). Before I bore you let's recap what happened. -One day Jimmy was in a hurry to go his class were his short story about satiation and how he has a phobia towards germs. Sadly he woke up 8 minutes before his class started, so he just got on his car and began the …show more content…
trip to his school (of course he was speeding). He did not go to the bathroom in his house like he usually does because he does not like using the public bathrooms, for they are gross and unhygienic. But sadly he had to use it or he would poop his pants. He did his presentation, but while he was doing it he was doing the pipi dance. Every kid in the class was weirded out and laughing at him. After he was done with his presentation he decided to tell his teacher Mr. Ramsbottom (Ha bottom hahaha…) that he needed to use the restroom immediately. Mr. Ramsbottom told him that half of his grade was paying attention and being respectful but Jimmy did not care, he had a good grade, a good short story and a butt that was going to explode. So Jimmy decided to have half points off so he can go into the shiter and take a massive shit that he was holding in for so so long that his insides were decomposing while he was waiting. The only worry Jimmy had was to go into a public toilet where people stand there just watching who enters and leaves. This made Jimmy uncomfortable, he did not like people being in the comfort station at the same time he is in it. Afraid of the kids doing something to him, Jimmy looked at them and not at his surroundings. He finally got to a stall where he closed the door and sat down as quick as a gun fires (ha I don't believe that). He sat down not checking the seat (stupid Jimmy) and his school is full of morons and jack-wagons so nothing stays clean. The toilets are not an exception so he got his bottom all wet (you hornie people don’t start). He still had to do his business, but at the same time he did not want to do any sound or the kids may laugh at him, also making little sound as possible this way people would forget he was there. Sadly for Jimmy his rump had a different opinion. Jimmy's rump wanted to make it loud and clear that it was there and decided to take a nuclear fart (were I think his anus grew until it was bleeding) and it was loud like a 60 miles per hour wind went through a tuba for at least 3.5 seconds. Everyone in the latrine heard it and some students outside even heard it (that's why it’s called nuclear). The good thing was that no one cares… (they do it all the time) but it was still loud nasty and hilarious. -In the stall to the left of Jimmy there was a fat boy called Tom. Tom was a 300 pound guy with black hair. He was always dirty and did not care about hygiene. He was the total opposite of Jimmy. Tom would think of farting as a competition and he did not care what other people said. Tom herd the nuclear fart of Jimmy and tried so hard to make a louder fart than Jimmy this way he would not ruin his reputation, and now having the second loudest flatulence in the school, so he let it rip. Making a loud foghorn fart sound that everyone herd. It wasn't as loud as Jimmy but the toilet shook for a while and it might of broken the toilet or at least make a small fracture (and the toilet cried). The bad thing was that it was not just loud but also very deadly, the smell was horrendous that it smelled like a skunk pissing on his dead skunk friend. The smell made everyone that wasn’t taking a dump run outside of the comfort room for it was now a “uncomfort room” so they ran outside to save their lives (I am not serious, for all you literal people). Tom knew it was not as loud as Jimmy’s fart, so he tried to fart again but he did not have enough gas in his system to fart one more time so now he would have to wait if he wanted to fart again. -Then in the rest room there was just Jimmy, Tom and stinky death. Then Jimmy sadly said... “Dud what the hell did you eat, it fucken stinks” “I ate a lot, do you know who you're talking to “ Tom replied. “No I don’t know who you are…” “or what you are” Jimmy seas. “I am Tom Chop the guy with the most guts… literal and figurative” “Also the one that wants the title of the loudest fart” Tom answered. Jimmy Ignored Tom, he can not concentrate on pooping when he is talking or paying attention to something else. Jimmy is weirded out by Tom that he decides to hurry also because he needs to go to class. He gets out of the stall and feels something coming out. He thinks is a fart so he just lets it out but it comes with a price (a shity price). Diarrhea hits and out of nowhere, he runs again into the can wipes the crap out of his underwear. Then the bell rings for the next class and he starts to worry he is going to be late. But for him it seems that diarrhea won’t stop. Then 4 kids start coming in the bathroom screaming and acting crazy and Jimmy does not know what to do. Someone starts hitting the door telling him and Tom to hurry. They were saying they had knives and they “would skin them like animals if they don’t hurry up” so he wiped and got out and saw they were Noah and his gang of bad guys. He also saw that they were punching Tom non-stop. Jimmy very scared this was going to happen to him, he decided to walk away but as soon as he ran Noah the leader of the gang grabbed him and started to punch Jimmy non-stop and calling him names. Jimmy then realized that he had to fight or Jimmy and Tom would probably be in a hospital. Jimmy decides to go for Noah’s groin. Noah let him go because all the pane in his body. At that moment Jimmy had to decide weather “to help Tom” or “to run away”. -Jimmy was bullied for most of his time in school and he knew that teacher would not do anything to the bullies and would get him in deeper trouble.
So he did the right thing and fought back to show Noah and every bully that they shouldn't mess with anyone (GO GET THEM JIMMY!!!). In his mind Jimmy remembered all the action movies and video games that the hero always won and the bad guys always lost (Geak). So Jimmy went for a super uppercut to Chomp, Noah’s Right man. He ended up missing and hitting Tom in the eye and knocking him out cold. Then Chomp kicked Tom out of the way and grabbed Jimmy from the head and kneed him in the head so hard his head started to bleed but Jimmy did not fall. Jimmy looked at Tom and saw his shirt was ripped and he did not have any shoes, he was bleeding from his nose, coughing blood and one eye completely close and one closing because of Jimmy. Then he knew that to win and not go to the hospital would be to fight dirty and quick so they don’t get …show more content…
him. -He first hits Chomp in the testicles taking him down on the ground. Then he pokes the other to kids in the eyes so deep that they could not see any more. Noah sees this and grabs him and pushes him into a urinal and rubs his face all over the urinal. Then Chomp grabs him and Noah leaves the can. Jimmy thinks he had enough or at least he gave up. Then chomp grabs him and holds him tight. -The door opens… It’s Noah, he came back but now he has a pocket knife.
He starts moving the knife and points at Jimmy (Dam loser he has to use a knife). Jimmy now has lost all hope of someone helping him and tries to get out of the grip, but Chomp has twice the strength of Jimmy. So he cried and told him he would stop “just don’t kill me”. Noah Just kept walking closer to Jimmy and Noah stabbed him in the abdomen, Shaking and moving the knife while it is still inside of Jimmy. Then Noah and Chomp ran out of the restroom and out of the school. They never came back to school. When medicals came Jimmy and Tom were in mortal danger. Tom was in the hospital for a week Jimmy was in a coma with his stomach destroyed and could possibly
die. -One Year later in the news they had caught Caspar Smith A.K.A. Chomp, Jimmy’s Killer The other two fought back and were killed on the scene. Two days later Jimmy Shaw was pronounced dead by Heart failure. Tom Chop was taken out of public school and was never seen outside. Mr. Ramsbottom was fired for not paying attention to his students and using old rules. And Noah escaped from his house and was never seen again. (I knew I did something bad and could not go back because I did not like the cold cell. So I decided to get a new life as Felipe and start writing books for the fun. Also because they are peaceful and don't have to be violent while you are making a story.).
After a basketball game, four kids, Andrew Jackson, Tyrone Mills, Robert Washington and B.J. Carson, celebrate a win by going out drinking and driving. Andrew lost control of his car and crashed into a retaining wall on I-75. Andy, Tyrone, and B.J. escaped from the four-door Chevy right after the accident. Teen basketball star and Hazelwood high team captain was sitting in the passenger's side with his feet on the dashboard. When the crash happened, his feet went through the windshield and he was unable to escape. The gas tank then exploded and burned Robbie to death while the three unharmed kids tried to save him.
Before this battle, the men are starting to feast on pig and some other foods. All of a sudden they realize that something is wrong because the observation balloons have spotted smoke from their chimney. Soon after, shells begin to drop on them. They race down to the house and feast for four hours. Outside houses are burning, shells are propelled down to the ground. In eight days the men are told to return. Only a few days later are they ordered to evacuate a village. While on their way, Kropp and Paul see people fleeing out of the village with distress, anger, and depression. Everyone is silent as the two walk by them, even the children holding on to their mothers for moment, Paul feels a blow on his left leg. Albert is right next to him, and he cries out to Paul. The men scurry to a nearby ditch. They are hurt, but do the best that they can to run to another ditch. Albert is straggling behind, and Paul helps him to continue by holding him up. They reach the dug-out where Paul bandages up Kropp’s injury, a bullet for an ambulance to be taken. The ambulance picks them up, and they are given an anti-tetanus shot in their chests. When the dressing station is reached, Paul and Kropp make sure that they are lying next to each other. The surgeon examines Paul and tells someone to chloroform him. Paul objects to this order, and the doctor does not do it. The surgeon takes out a piece of shell, and puts Paul in a plaster cast. The two are brought on the train, Albert develops a high fever so he needs to be taken off the train at the next stop. In order to stay with his friend, Paul fakes a fever and they reach a Catholic Hospital together. Paul is operated on and recovers faster than Kropp. His leg is amputated, and he later goes to an institute for artificial limbs. Paul is called back to his regiment and returns to the front.  parts, or lost body parts, and they are thankful that it is not them who are in danger of dying. By receiving injuries, Paul and Kropp experience the war from a different perspective.
Is there any idea worth more than a human life? In The Crucible by Arthur Miller, John Proctor decides that he has nothing left to live for, and therefore becomes a martyr. The question for him or one in his position would be whether or not there exist causes worth dying for and if his position is one such case. There is no principle worth more than a person’s life and therefore principles worth dying for, only principles worth living for.
The Crucible – Characters and Changes & nbsp; Change is good for the future. " We hear the catchy phrase everywhere. From company slogans to motivational speeches, our world seems to impose this idea that change is always a good thing. Assuming that the change is for the better, it is probably a true statement in most cases. The root of this idea seems to come from the notion that we are dissatisfied with the state that we are in, so, in order to create a more enjoyable environment, we adjust.
Great events, whether they are beneficial or tragic ones, bring change in a person. These scenarios can give one an entirely new perspective on life, and turn around his way of thinking. Events such as the Salem Witch Trials show the people involved what they could not see before. In Arthur Miller's The Crucible, Elizabeth Proctor, Reverend Hale, and John Proctor gain valuable insight into themselves, as well as others.
WHO IS THE BLAME? Good afternoon, my fellow audience. I am here today to persuade you on who I believe to be the character most responsible for the death of the two main characters in the play, Romeo and Juliet, a tragedy written by William Shakespeare. It is almost an ironic play because of its open and easily known ending, but yet its ending raises the controversial question, WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THE DEATH OF ROMEO AND JULIET? I believe every character in the book contributed to their deaths, even Romeo and Juliet themselves, but Friar Lawrence bears a monumental deal of the blame because he was the principle and most reliable adult that could have steered the ‘inexperienced’ couple, but his incompetency led Romeo and Juliet to a violent death.
Character: Concerned citizen of Salem just before the hanging of Rebecca Nurse and John Proctor
The witchcraft trials became a significant event in Salem. There were 20 innocent people that died and many more accused. There is a debate on whether who was the main reason for the witchcraft trials and all the deaths of the accused. There are good arguments on about every side. Judge Danforth, Abigail Williams, John Proctor, Reverend Hale, Reverend Parris, Elizabeth Proctor and Mary Warren are all the main arguments for the blame. Personally, I believe that Abigail Williams is the main reason why the witchcraft trials came about and that so many people have died and were accused.
American president Abraham Lincoln once said, “In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years” (www.brainyquote.com). How long someone lives does not matter more than how they live. People remember actions more than anything else. Many people have two choices in a dilemma. They have to analyze different causes and effects the choices have. People have to choose the outcome they want to be known. Just as in life, literary characters have to choose between two opposite actions and live with the consequences. In The Crucible by Arthur Miller, John Proctor faces a crucible that causes him to question whether he will live or die. Because of his crucible, Proctor feels guilt, hopeless, and satisfaction.
While lowering himself to reach for the paper, dragging his body to go with gravity for only mere seconds and feet. It seemed that all of his muscles could not stretch enough, but he was able to feel the thin paper between his thumb and middle finger. As soon as his body was being dragged against the gravity pulling him, Tom was able to place his paper into his rugged coat pocket. Step by step, his body began to feel taut, halting him to rest for only a minute. At one of those rests, a bright light caught his attention and instinctively he turned his head to see what it was coming from. During this turn of events, he began to panic, having a wind catch his coat, whilst trying to pull him off of the ledge like a bandaid. He slammed his body onto the brick, making the wind release its grip from Tom. He began to focus on the dimmed light of his apartment window, inching towards
“Well, all the plays that I was trying to write were plays that would grab an audience by the throat and not release them, rather than presenting an emotion which you could observe and walk away from.” by Arthur Miller. All great works provide a way to reach in and grab the audience through the reoccurring themes like, greed, jealousy, reputation and hypocrisy. Arthur Miller had one of those great works and it was called “The Crucible”. The play was based off of the witch trials that happened in Salem in the year of 1962. Some of the characters were actual characters involved in the witch trials. Arthur Miller wrote this play during the time of the “Red Scare”. Miller wrote The Crucible because he wanted to turn the The Salem Witch Trials into
Ever since the fall, mankind has had a voracious desire for power and influence. People witness this desire within the walls of the Capitol Building when the media exposes backroom deals. It also springs up whenever a politician uses a podium to persuade people that he makes the world work. Politicians possibly rely on persuasion because they crave the power. However, persuasion is a manipulative, unBiblical tactic of forcing others to accept a point of view by all means necessary.
Kevin decided that Cromwell was over bored and needed to get some energy out. Kevin made a stick toy with a rope that Cromwell loved, but it was destroyed it five minutes. Kevin’s plan of tiring out Cromwell to take
Summer has come to an end and school back in full swing. One is ready to crush the challenges facing a 5th grader. The last bell for recess sounds. Young boys race outside to enjoy the sun’s warmth. Name calling and horse-playing around immediately begins as they plan their weekend fun. Challenging each other to execute silly acts or daring one another to flirt with the girls across the playground. One yells out if you don’t jump from the top you are a sissy. Then one hears ask Julie out first. Recess is almost over when another one yells out he won’t…he’s a gay sissy. Silence has now blanketed the playground and one could hear a pin drop. Saved by the bell it was time to line up and head back to class. The final bell of the day
...d shots and Alan’s hand had gotten hit. The boys were back inside and the police called and told them that Doctor Curt had arrived. Doctor Curt spoke to the boys and told them that the first shot had been an accident; and that he had read the paper and it looked fine, so they could come out. The kids all walked out, they dropped their guns and were handcuffed, except for Zach who went to his mother and got his medication.