Personal Narrative: A Humorous Wedding

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The ceremony was simple. They spoke the old-fashioned, traditional wedding vows, and Pastor Luke’s sermon was inspiring. At the appropriate moment, Joe tipped up his wife’s chin and planted a chaste kiss on her lips. Lisa almost giggled at the expressions on the faces of the guests, who had expected a more passionate clinch. “We’re not putting on an exhibition!” Joe had been adamant. “My brother Sam and his wife, Hannah, did the ‘never kissed before’ thing at their wedding, and it was embarrassing. Anyhow, we’ve already kissed. Plenty of times.” “Joe!” Wendy had dropped her head into her hands. “I remember that. It was awful. Sharing your first kiss in front of a crowd is not romantic. It was embarrassing for everyone - the guests as well …show more content…

Wendy had hoped to avoid a receiving line, but in the end she had decided it would be the easiest way to make sure everyone was greeted and introduced. “I’m not sure I’ll recognize everyone, and I know Joe won’t!” “Why would you invite people you won’t even recognize?” her personal attendant demanded. “They’re family! I may not know Aunt Ginger from Aunt Melinda, but Mom will, and it would hurt Aunt Jean’s feelings if her sisters are invited and she isn’t. And I am sure Joe won’t remember all of his relatives’ names! If we have a receiving line with the parents, one of us will know and can clue us in.” The girl shook her head. “I don’t know why you’d a lot of strangers at your wedding. It’s your day, not your families’.” Wendy regarded her with troubled eyes. “Fanny, this is my family. I may not know all of them right now, but I hope to know them better someday. And even if I don’t, they are special to each other. Family is important. If it was all about me, we could run off to Las Vegas.” “That’s not what I mean.” Fanny was impatient. “Your wedding day is the most important day of your life. It’s about you. Not doing what others think you should

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