Humorous Wedding Speech: Joseph's Breakup

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Hey. I know it's late and this is kinda strange, but I just felt like I needed to get this off me chest. As you may have expected, word spread quickly through my family of you and Joseph's breakup. Regardless of what happened, I still appreciate everything you’ve done for him, even if he doesn’t anymore. I’m not here to convince you to take him back or anything like that. I just wanted to tell you what me and my family are thinking about the whole situation. Now, we don’t really know why you broke up with him, but you don’t have to explain yourself. We can put two and two together. Anyway, I’d like to apologize for my cousin’s actions. You are a catch and any boy would be lucky to have you, Joseph especially. You’re smart, you’re athletic, you’re an …show more content…

Plus, you’re drop dead gorgeous. You’re like the total package. I honestly don’t blame you for leaving him. You deserve better. And I know I probably sound awful saying that cause I’m his cousin, but my entire family agrees. In fact, we’re all proud of you for dumping him. I know he’s never treated you the best, although he should’ve, but I’d also be lying if I said he didn’t really love you. And yeah, he’s hurting and being petty and stupid, but please don’t pay attention to anything he says or does. Heartbreak can make people act like a fool, but that’s no excuse for any possible rumors going around about you. I honestly haven’t heard any, but I’ve seen you post about it on Instagram. Believe me when I say if I did hear any, I would be the first to stick up for you because you are one of the sweetest and kindest people I’ve ever met. So if anyone calls you a hoe or whatever else, don’t pay them any mind. You’re a queen and everyone knows it. You shouldn’t be bullied because of your decision to be single. It’s ridiculous in my opinion. Anyway, I don’t want to write too much so I’ll wrap up here. Just please know that my family still loves you, and we respect and support your choice

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