Humorous Wedding Speech

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Ask anyone that's been married for more than a minute and they'll tell you; marriage is a tricky thing. There are the obvious pitfalls like when to buy a home, how to share your money, and the big one; when do you start a family. Those are all true and fine, but to me (and most men would agree with this) the challenge of a marriage comes in the little things. The day to day ins and outs of sharing a space with someone who, in most cases, is the exact opposite of everything you are. Sophia and I were like that. We met back when we were both young; she a college freshmen and me a college waste of time. It was her smile that attracted me first, I think. It had this little twist to it, that said she knew more than most and that she was keeping …show more content…

Rule 5: Never, ever wake your AC in the morning. It is best to let them arise on their own and to get started with their day of shuffling and moaning at their own pace -- not yours! Rule 6: Humor is your best friend. ACs love the sound of laughter and it will generally distract them from eating you long enough to defuse whatever situation you're in. (Tip: It is always good to keep a small container of goat brains with you in case of emergency) Most of what we discuss in the PACS meetings turned out to be helpful and some of it not so much. Some things they had never thought of and couldn't be found in any manual (I don't even want to get started about how difficult man and wife relations are), but I did the best I could and each day I woke up with my brains intact so I guess I must have been doing something right. We're going on our second five year anniversary now, although most of our family and friends still insist we're not going to make it (well actually they say I'M not going to make it). When I hear that kind of stuff I usually sigh and go back to what I was saying at the beginning; marriage is a tricky thing. It takes a lot of working around the small things to make it without tripping up or getting eaten --

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