Henry VIII Totalitarianism

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King Henry VIII very fat and totalitarianism. Mind - do not remember! You go into position in hallway outside, never come back! Never go back to the room to get out! But in last years of life, simply wrong… Very shameful. First of all, it is exactly the same, it would be easy to forgive, I think the results! Today, democracy is not very King Henry VIII. Use novliyanie - is very good. American public and the lion of state and very influence of ship the world built many centuries?
King Henry VIII is remembered as a curvy, eccentric, pastafarian, scientologist, jewish monk who went on head-lopping expeditions involving everyone he disliked, which, at last count, numbered just about 7 billion (in human lives. Ant lives number 32 billion. Additional …show more content…

King Henry had a cabinet with advisers, like Batman and his homeboy Napoleon. This cabinet advised the king on most political matters (like the proper way to blow a blunt without appearing to be a n00b), and in his early years as king, Henry let them take matters into their own hands, which resulted in the development of Swiss banks, Russian Communism, and Islamic extremists. All of which are integral in today’s society. The king’s second hand man, Cardinal Wolsey, was secretly Jewish, so he was appointed finance minister, a typical role for Jews in medieval England. Henry also proposed an alternative to monogamy and celibacy; Zwitteristic narcissism. Interestingly enough, this idea of his was unpopular and many who did approve found themselves unable to partake of the fun. I very much like shiny things. Also, he is gay. This is proof that homosexuals cause …show more content…

Because he was a despot, of course. And the church had some very deep, dark, secrets that would be at risk if he allowed them to govern. Their crimes are expansive, nearly as much as Black Kardos’s. In a great majority of European countries, including Empirical North Korea, the Holy Montrealian Roman Empire, and Greater and Lesser Kanye, the church possessed unmatched levels of power in government. Henry had great distaste in the church, and refused to allow it to get in the way of his pimping, thereby banning them from government matters. Furthermore, before engaging in such actions as ravioli rifting, brockian ultra-cricket, and righteous demographic swapping, he was required to consult the papal authority. Henry, of course, showed great disdain for this as the pope was rarely reliable. This issue would eventually culmiate in a strongly worded email sent with hugs, kisses, and the head of a certain select ex-wife. Henry is credited here with inventing several new ways to make use of the term ‘mezzo finocchio’. Henry then ensured to strip the church of its land, including the papal protectorates of France and Italy. He did not want either Protestantism or Catholicism in England and elected instead to make his own religion, The Church of Montrealian Orthodoxy of Inkrognitos the Great, because the others were too mainstream. Also, he is Jew. Also, he is Hipster. Some people will argue however, that king

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