Food chomping satire Carlos Curnow Pd 6
It is melancholy object to those who sit in cafeterias, restaurants, and diners and blatantly chomp away gruesomely as they eat their food. The action of chomping on food is highly annoying; it is like a 3000-pound cow chewing on a ton of cud while mooing the whole time. Also, when people ferociously chomp on food it is likely that maybe a tiny bit of food will either end up on the person, their lap, or on their table- but just a tiny bit. When people continuously smack on their food its not like they look like ridiculous animal gobbling food like they haven’t eaten in years or anything… This nastiness cannot continue, and a solution to the food chomping problem is for a person who gets caught chomping has to wear a mandatory mouth clamp.
The mandatory mouth clamp is a device that forces a person to keep their mouth closed while chewing on food. A person will be issued to go to a mouth sizer after their second offensive of chomping on their food, after a warning on the first offense. After a persons mouth is sized and they receive their mouth clamp, the mouth clamp will be monitoring that the persons mouth is shut every time they are chewing on food.
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However, some people enjoy chomping on food or viewing others who chomp on food.
Some people find food chompers attractive and enjoy watching food being tumbled in a persons mouth while listening to the very delightful smacking noise. Others have enjoyed the fact that chomping on their food has provided extra food for their cats and dogs due to food splurging out of their mouths; but in all actuality the leftover food remains on the floor and will result in a different type of pet: rodents . People also believe that they could just remove the mouth clamp, however this is a very good idea… if you enjoy a few of your teeth being ripped
out. Furthermore, there are many advantages to the proposal of mouth clamps to prevent food chompers. Restaurants and other places of dining will have a lot cleaner floors and tables; this also means no extra left overs for the workers to clean up. If a person is a house owner, restaurant owner, or janitor the mouth clamp will help them greatly because they would not have to clean up after food chompers who leave piles and piles of unneeded mouth waste everywhere they eat. Also, with the mouth clamp, people who usually are food chompers will be more attractive due to their better eating habits and lack of looking ridiculous; with this new found attractiveness the previously gross and grimy food chompers will now acquire more friends and maybe even a spouse. Moreover, there were a few proposals that were dismissed. Due to its harshness, removing a food chomper’s tongue was dismissed, however everyone would be better off if food chompers didn’t have tongues. Another proposal that was dismissed was to shame the food chompers via social media because we felt as if hurting these peoples reputation even more than having the title as a “food chomper” would be too harsh. The last dismissed proposal was to have an all time chew monitor where each food chomper has their own monitor to make sure they do not chomp food. This proposal was denied because so much effort and peoples time shouldn’t be wasted on the gross creatures who chomp on food. Lastly, everyone needs to refrain from smacking on food. If people smack on food it will result in loss of friends, being seen as “dirty”, and ultimately a mouth clamp to prevent them from their sickening habits.
Sloppy eating remains at the top of deviant behaviors in the American society. This is now a clear fact to me as my experiment supports what other reading sources have said in the past. It is also interesting that tough nobody can explain why sloppy eating is received with such contempt; everybody agrees that this is a behavior that simply should not be carried out by any decent member of the society.
Unlike metal braces, which must remain in place until your dentist says it's time to remove them, Invisalign braces can be removed when necessary, and you can do it on your own. You can remove them before eating and drinking, and put them back on afterwards. This allows you to continue consuming food and drinks you normally enjoy, and to brush and floss your teeth normally. The issue with wearing metal braces is that it is a major hindrance in eating, drinking, brushing, and flossing. Most wearers of metal braces complain experiencing difficulty in eating hard food and food that requires them to chew a lot.
Chowder is a show that challenges topics and subjects that people can relate to. The animated cartoon was created by C.H Greenblatt and was aired on Cartoon Network. The show aired from November 2, 2007 to August 7, 2010, and had 49 episodes. The show was critically acclaimed as a fresh breath of air for Cartoon Network and is one of the many fan favorites on the network still to this day. The show is centered on Chowder a purple cat-bear-rabbit who the audience follow on his daily adventures as the apprentice chef in Mung Daal’s kitchen. The creators of the cartoon use animation to challenge topics that people can relate to. Each Episode tells a story and for the most part ends with a message for the audience to take in or learn from. The
Satire Local Anorexic Still Way Too Fat? Staten Island, New York- Despite years of intense dieting and vigorous exercise, local anorexic Lucy Fernandez is still excessively fat. Reported Monday to the Staten Island Advance, Fernandez, who stands five feet and weighs approximately ninety pounds, is still overweight and needs to lose a few pounds. “I cannot believe how gross I look,” said the obese Fernandez, examining herself in a full-length bathroom mirror.
Have you ever walked through the countryside in America and seen some pretty bovines grazing in the field? As the cows chow down on their grass, you see a truck with the horror written on the side. A golden double arch screams at you telling you that you love it. What was once a beautiful country scene turned into a slaughter field of cheap fat and bubbly sodas. Go to the town and you can see plump homo sapiens eating double quarter pounders with federal money. Though this money wasn’t worked for, it was haggled for. Down the street on the corner of Pioneer and Main a herd haggles for scraps of Big Brothers charity. To top it all off, it’s 2pm and Erebus grasped technology to watch his own show Hercules. So the unemployed are haggling money just to eat unhealthy foods to add to the growing belt size in
A major issue that is occurring in America is a phenomena known as “food deserts”, most are located in urban areas and it's difficult to buy affordable or good-quality fresh food. Whereas in the past, food deserts were thought to be solved with just placing a grocery store in the area, but with times it has become an issue that people are not picking the best nutritional option. This issue is not only making grocery store in food deserts are practically useless and not really eliminating the issue of food deserts because even when they are given a better nutritional option, and people are not taking it. In my perspective, it takes more than a grocery store to eliminate ‘food deserts’. It's more about demonstrating the good of picking the nutritional option and how it can help them and their families. For example, “Those who live in these areas are often subject to poor diets as a result and are at a greater risk of becoming obese or developing chronic diseases.”(Corapi, 2014).
The digestive system otherwise known as the gastrointestinal tract (GI tract) is a long tube which runs from the mouth to the anus. It operates to break down the food we eat from large macromolecules such as starch, proteins and fats, which can’t be easily absorbed, into readily absorbable molecules such as glucose, fatty acids and amino acids. Once broken down, these molecules can cross the cells lining the small intestine, enter into the circulatory system and be transported around the body finally being used for energy, growth and repair.
Obesity is an epidemic in America. Fast food can be compared to the same type of mindless addiction as cigarettes, and can be equally as dangerous. Not only is there a problem with fast food restaurants, but the food industry as a whole. Slaughterhouses that control 80% of the market produce meat in such a way that is not healthy for consumption, in turn the products are doused in harmful chemicals and still served to the public. No wonder the obesity rate in America is 69% and rising. Obesity is a true problem in our country- people are neglecting their health and quite literally eating themselves to death.
When defining what it means to be an anorexic or a bulimic, the general population may not know the difference between the two. The concept of eating through bulimia, unlike anorexia, is very different; however the end-results of both are undoubtedly similar. Bulimia nervosa is the compulsive act of binge eating, a spree of over-eating large amounts of foods at one time. The person is able to consume around “3,000 to 5,000 calories in one short hour” (Segal & Smith, 2014). After the binge episode is over, the person immediately resorts to self-induce vomiting, intake of laxatives, or hard-hitting exercise for the fear of gaining weight. Historically, bulimia was not always seen as a disorder that equaled to having an unhealthy habit; it was actually the exact opposite to how society views it today. For ancient Romans, vomiting after a meal was quite normal as it was used to “make room for more feasting” (Williams, 2011). Eating large amounts of food in those times signified one’s wealth; therefore, the act of purging was related to that richness of status. Other cultures would use purgation as a remedy for many diseases as it was natural to assume that human illnesses came from the food that was eaten (Williams, 2011). Thus, the intentionality of these acts was medically-related and would aid in the relief of pain and sickness. However, those motives are non-existent and today’s modern views of bulimia are not seen as beneficial by any means.
The act of cannibalism is sometimes committed as criminal act, and in some blizzard cases survival, which is considered taboo. Cannibalism is the act or practice of humans eating the flesh or internal organs of other human beings. (Cannibalism, Wikipedia) Plane crashes; shipwrecks and religious ceremonies are assimilated with these acts against humanity. The act of cannibalism has made headlines across boarders in Japan, Australia, Russia, Pacific Island, Siberia and the United States. Therefore, the main question is: Is cannibalism ever acceptable? The dilemma involve, imagine that one waiter, Daley Smith, 18, single and 5 white collar American businessmen, Brian Daley, 36 married, Jim Carey 24, single, Steve Hugo, 28, single,
First gather all of your supplies, toothpaste, toothbrush, and floss. After gathering all your supplies, rinse your mouth with water so the loose food particles fall out. It is important to rinse because sometimes with braces food get stuck and we miss it when we brush so, when
20141287 LM- BA LLB 2014-C Question No. 2 The Case of the Speluncean Explorers, revolving around the concept of Cannibalism, questions the faith in Law and creates a dilemma to choose between moral principles and legal statutes. Lon L. Fuller, through his fictional case, raised valuable questions which criticizes the legal statues established for the public service; Is Law superior over Morality? Does law have any scope for moral judgements? Does the public opinion have the capacity to overturn judgements?
Food addiction can lead to serious and difficult health concerns. Nevertheless, obesity has other health issues that comes with it as well. In the United States between 2007 and 2009 there has been a 1.1% increase of obesity (Pedram). There has been an assumption that if it continues by 2050 it would be close to 100% of Americans who would be obese (Pedram). This information explains that the increase in overconsumption of food can slowly make most Americans suffer from obesity. Another issue of obesity is that it is “the fifth leading cause of global death” (Pedram). Becoming a food addict can cause an individual into becoming obese that they may eventually face death. Food addiction has become quite a controversial that it is difficult to overcome as fast food restaurants are encouragement in individuals to choose the path of obesity. Nevertheless, obesity is still a health issue that is harmful and dangerous to an
#Try to identify the underlying need. If you are eating emotionally, there is some need being left unfulfilled. Take a moment to assess your current feelings. Are you lonely or missing someone? Did you have a hard day or receive some bad news? Maybe you have an impending deadline that is freaking you out and you turn to food to cope with the stress. Whatever the emotional cause is for your eating, you must acknowledge it in order to change the
The human’s sweaty hands grabbed me into his mouth and his unflossed molars grinded me to pieces. The mouth was the gateway to the digestive system. It takes the food (me!) and breaks it down into tiny pieces for energy. Humans have four kinds of teeth: