Borderline Personality

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After being in the dating game for a while, you start to notice the red flags that come up to warn you that the girl you’re dating may be crazy. I’m not talking about the cliche rom-com version of crazy, but the version of crazy that means she was actually institutionalized or has borderline personality disorder. These things are sometimes hard to miss because of the potential level of attractiveness of the girl. See, sometimes men think with their penis. Shocker, but I have a theory: The more attractive a girl is, the likelihood of him putting up with beyond normal levels of crazy goes up. The less attractive she is, the more willing the guy is to be put off or end it right there. ” THE MORE ATTRACTIVE A GIRL IS, THE LIKELIHOOD OF A GUY PUTTING …show more content…

They’re usually very VERY talkative, but will flip out on you at a moments notice. Becoming a hairdresser is apparently a difficult thing to do, but it should be the last thing someone would want to do if you have ambition. There are some talented hairdressers and stylists out there, but if you are dating one that works and Fantastic Sams, she might end up stabbing you in your sleep because you decided to buzz your own hair because having long hair in July is annoying. As for stripper’s, never date a stripper. I know Social Underground put up a piece on how to pick up a pole princess, but I do not recommend it. This entire list is combined into a stripper. They’re doing it to put themselves through college? Check. Bad credit? Check. Police record? Check. Hated their parents? Check. Abusive ex? Check. I could go on, but I will leave you advice from my buddy that I should’ve listened to before being stupid enough to date a stripper for over a year: “You bang a stripper, you don’t date them, you f*cking idiot.” 5. ABUSIVE EXES (THROWN HER DOWN THE STAIRS, TOLD HER WHAT TO WEAR, SAID WHO SHE COULD AND COULDN’T HANG OUT WITH, …show more content…

AT ALL. It means you can watch lesbian porn together and she is totally down for it. The problem comes in when you meet all her friends at for coffee at a Denny’s at 1 a.m. and every single one of them is a lesbian. Guess who they hate for dating the girl they all want? YOU. The feeling of 8+ girls staring at you with such a hatred that you have absolutely nothing to say is like bullet time in a movie; the music gets slower, camera angles zoom in side ways on evil gazes, a waitress asks if you want anything else, and she acts like she doesn’t know that every girl there wants

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