A Modest Proposal to Rid Our Country of the Homeless (Satire)

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I am sure that you agree that in our country it would be an offence to provide for someone who intrudes on the many firms that have business in our country. Therefore, tell me this: Why is it acceptable to give money to a person who destroys the public image, sleeps on the property of something that is not theirs, and is not increasing our GDP? To see these homeless people on the streets of our cities, is NOT such a pleasant sight. We pay our taxes for a reason: education for our children; a national health service; the maintenance of our roads; the sewers that take away the dirty water from your home. Even the army which protects our motherland. Am I correct in saying that is not fair for someone not to pay for this, yet still benefit? Of course not, this is preposterous. In the current state of our economy and international events, I state that we should make it our prime objective to be rid of this sight for sore eyes, in a way that not only helps us, but will also allow the homeless to be granted the benefits of the services mentioned in a way we see fit. Many people may suggest just giving the homeless a certain amount of money to live on each month or so. I ask you, what would you rather do? Pay for some old man to buy another bottle of cheap whiskey, or use this money to improve your child's education? Yes, I thought so. My plan is far from simply preventing the problem for a while. My plan is to solve it. I have pondered on the idea of what to do with homeless people; they benefit neither me nor you, so why should we put up with them? Due to recent events, one idea has come to the fore: With radical Muslims k... ... middle of paper ... ... over one million men strong, and do any western countries dare attack them? I think not. Russia, is another example of a strong army. Did we dare strike them first during the Cold War? No. And more, what other methods could be used to solve the homeless situation? To simply pay the homeless is not good enough, as already discussed. Do we really want to overcrowd our already bursting prison system - do they even deserve the roof it would put over their heads? Waste our time executing them? Too much paperwork and what to do with the dead bodies? Cremation uses a lot of importend energy and our country doesn't need the smell of rotting flesh - it's bad for tourism. As you can see, my method has many advantages over any current or other proposed methods. I hope that we can swiftly resolve the problem of the homeless.

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