3 Little Pigs Parody

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There once was three little pigs each of these pigs had a certain problem the first little pig was too nice but he was a pothead, The second little pig was a prick who thought he knew everything, he judged everything he saw without any hesitation, and the last one was a humble bricklayer who only desired the simple things in life and was a dedicated psychologists but was too much of a pushover. Now the first little pig lived in London and his whole his entire house who he claimed was made of straw was actually processed weed that he made to look like straw, in order to prevent the local officials of England, from finding his secret drug smuggling ring, the second one lived in New York city Where he could find people that where just as picky and pricky as he was, he worked at (Prick Egotistical Neutral Un-inspirational Spiffy) fashion company or P.E.N.U.S for short. He lived in a penthouse with many playhouse porky’s and led a lustful life, as for his old stick house he burned it because he believed he should move on to “bigger and better things.” And the last little pig lived in a brick house in small village where people where just as humble as he was but secretly liked this girl, but he could never tell her and his pen pal at the same time. And somewhere in Egypt a wolf who was much abused as a child and also liked a girl who’s a pen pal that he could never tell. Well he had this anger problem and people saw him as the “big bad wolf,” because when enraged he knocked everything down, he just wanted one person a “true friend” to understand him, he was also allergic to specific types of smoke, and hated pricky people, he decided to start looking for someone who would be humble enough to be his friend, well the wolf just so happened to be lucky enough to inherit a fortune from his diseased grandfather so he decided to travel and the first place he decided to go to was England, so he did he ironically ended walking along the path of the first little pig because the pig was so lonely he said “ I don’t have anybody to smoke with, “Do you want to smoke some pot with me?

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