12 Modern Labors of Hercules

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Have you ever considered what labors Eurystheus would have assigned Hercules if he lived in the modern world? Back then the labors Eurystheus assigned to Hercules was based on feats so difficult that they seemed impossible such as defeating the Nemean lion, defeating the hydra, and more. But what labors could Eurystheus assign Hercules if he lived in the modern world? In my opinion I think that Eurystheus would give Hercules these labors if he lived in the modern world.
The first labor that Eurystheus would give Hercules would be to beat Usain Bolt in a 100 meter sprint. Usain Bolt holds the record for the fastest time in a 100 meter sprint with the time of 9.69 seconds. Hercules would meet Usain Bolt at the Regupol Tartan Track. The Regupol Tartan Track is the track field that Usain Bolt practices at in Jamaica. They would take a few practice runs on the track field and Hercules would notice that whenever Usain Bolt sprints he takes long strides and uses that to his advantage. Usain Bolt and Hercules steps on the start line and waits for the starter to shoot the gun. Once the starter shoots the gun Hercules and Usain Bolt sprints as fast as lightning. Usain Bolt started off with a lead, but once Hercules started to take longer strides he eased past Usain Bolt and beat him with a time of 7 seconds. Usain Bolt congratulates Hercules and gives him his track shoes as a token for beating him. Hercules returns back to Eurystheus with Usain Bolt’s track shoes as proof that he beat him.
The second labor that Eurystheus would give Hercules would be to find the Slender Man (a mythical creature often depicted as a tall, thin figure wearing a black suit and a blank face) and kill him. In order to kill Slender man Hercules must do his...

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... jumped in it with no hesitation. After a 5 minutes Hercules climbs out of the volcano butt-naked because the volcano had burned off his clothes. Hercules returns back to Eurystheus butt-naked as proof that he did jump in the volcano.
The 12th labor that Eurystheus would give Hercules would be to do 100 push-ups, 200 pull-ups, 300 sit-ups, and 400 body-squats. Hercules did the work out in sets of 10. He would do 10 push-ups, 20 pull-ups, 30 sit-ups, and 40 body-squats 10 times. It took Hercules one hour to finish the work out. Hercules threw up after finishing the workout. Eurystheus congratulated Hercules for finishing the 12 labors and told him that he was forgiven for the murder of his wife and children. Eurystheus asked Hercules what he was going to do since he was finished with all the labors and Hercules replied back saying that he was going to Disney World.

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