Fish Monologue

Hi my name’s Pete, I’m a goldfish the other animals make fun of me but I only have a small memory and My owners are two kids, but they are always fighting. Like right now Luke is pestering Amy, again, uh oh I think it’s getting serious, Luke has her book and is bolting right at me. Amy is also headed at me I think they’re going upstairs! Whoa, they almost knocked me over! Luke keeps yelling something… ‘try ad patch me’? ‘Ty just snatched me’? Oh ‘try and catch me I also have impaired hearing in this darn fishbowl. Woah I forgot what was happening luke has Amy’s book and is going to the bathroom? Oh man, I hate forgetting. Well, it’s getting pretty scary, Amy what are you doing! She can’t hear me but she just pulled out a knife I think she’s

Or maybe a ‘vomit head’ I’m not sure I think she’s trying to tell luke the door is being knocked on but he just laughs, the door isn’t being knocked on though so maybe it’s an inside joke or something. She goes downstairs smirking and opens the door. I look out and there is nothing but suddenly she starts screaming! It was actually pretty terrifying, she ran to the living room and started having seizures on the carpet! At this point it’s getting weird she just keeps repeating ‘meet lumbar doop’, or ‘neat not of goop’, or ‘eat of our food’ I don’t like it she just smiles and yells in a raspy voice and stomps on the floor. Oh, what was happening? I must have forgotten, but Lucas is laughing and insulting Amy’s acting skills because she is screaming in the middle of the floor. Amy is running up the stairs hollering at Lucas “Get out the window, now!”. How did this even start? I start to peep around the corner of the railing that Amy is behind, and she’s calling 911, and one of the things I do remember is 911 is for emergencies only and to never prank call which got me very worried but before she could press ‘talk’ she collapses and silently crawls behind the door and doesn’t answer when Luke worriedly murmurs from behind the door “Amy.. are you alright?” he creaks open the door, amy has her her fingers crossed and I remember the book and it is sitting on the back of the