Writing - A No Brainer

1267 Words3 Pages
bulb-icon

Recommended: Writing about time management

Writing - A No Brainer

All right brain - start working. Something creative, something with style. Nothing? Don't give me that. I know you were paying attention in class, and you know what needs to be done. Still playing at being empty? Well it isn't going to work. You won't get away with this. I need this paper done and you are going to get it done for me. Holding on to the - no ideas- bit are you? Fine, It's not like I haven't managed without you before.

I have written many papers without you. Do you remember? Of course not - you weren't there. You may remember reading them though. You know the ones I am talking about. Those papers with the carefully constructed introductory paragraphs. The paragraphs that would lead an unsuspecting professor into believing that I might have something intelligent to say. Worded in a way that said, important information enclosed - read on. Yes, I had many of them fooled.

Still not convinced that I can write one more paper without you? Ha! I say I can and I will. It is just a matter of getting the right thesis statement in order to lead my next unsuspecting victim into a world of ignorance turned intelligence. Oh yes, my rebellious friend, I need only ask myself one question. To research or not to research? Oh the joy of brainless babble is endless. Why, I have known it to go on for years with some people. An example? That's easy,

Warning! Cheap shot and over used slam ahead.>

politicians of course.

I tried to warn you.>

Listen, yeah you, the fool reading this. Take my advice and walk away now. She may actually go ahead with her threat and write this paper without my help. It won't be pretty.>

After the babble comes the easiest part of all - the conclusion. The repeat or summary of everything that had already been said. What could be more simple than that? Still no response from you? Sometimes I wonder who it was, that knocked a hole in my head and let you out. Oh yeah, it was me, that day I fell off my bike and my head on that rock. Once you tasted freedom though you just couldn't leave well enough alone. I suppose if that doctor hadn't stitched me up when he had you would be long gone by now.

Show More
Related

  • Marilyn Miglin Women Pheromone Parfum Analysis

    1106 Words  | 3 Pages

    Marilyn Miglin Women Pheromone Parfum states to incorporate high quality ingredients and according to the manufacturer should enhance the users’ body’s smell making them look more attractive to people around them especially the men.

    Read More

  • Walt Whitman Oh Captain My Captain Analysis

    527 Words  | 2 Pages

    In Walt Whitman’s poem Oh Captain! My Captain! He talks about the death of America’s commander and chief, Abraham Lincoln. Whitman published this poem in his book of poems about the civil war causing him to become one of a handful of people to be the only ones who did not participate in the war, but wrote about it. In fact, Whitman uses various metaphors to tell of the death of Abraham Lincoln to the common people of the Union.

    Read More

  • English Composition Class And How It Helped Me Better Myself As A Writer

    1024 Words  | 3 Pages

    The class’s main goal is to help improve our writing ability and help prepare us for upper level writing. As freshman, most of us have never had to write a huge research paper, some of us have not even had to write a research paper at all. Whenever I began this class I viewed it as a waste of time. I thought that I would never learn anything new and I would just continue writing the boring old papers that I had to write all throughout high school, but I was very wrong. The first paper we wrote was a synthesis of three given authors, all scholars in their specific field. The author’s names were Swales, Gee, and Porter. They all had varying opinions on what a discourse community was to them and how they distinguish one fro...

    Read More

  • Elements of Good and Evil in The Crucible by Arthur Miller

    1083 Words  | 3 Pages

    Your paper could have been stronger if you had used quotes to back up your ideas.

    Read More

  • Literature and History: The Impact of the Civil War

    1165 Words  | 3 Pages

    Born into a working-class family in the city of New York, Whitman’s literary inspiration arises from his explorative outlook of the culture and environment in which he lives. In the midst of success as an uprising, influential writer, sudden troubles emerge. Decline in the government affects Whitman, along with his publicist’s, William Thayer and Charles Eldridge, in an unexpected downfall of business; resulting in bankruptcy and crucial depression of sales of Whitman’s text, Leaves (Beginning of the Civil War 1). In February of 1861, Whitman reads a newspaper discussing the reasoning of the downfall and society and the bitter extent in which it reaches—the firing of Fort Sumter and beginning of the Civil War. Promptly, the war weighs upon him to the point of seeking a change in his life. Correspondingly, he sacrifices his time to visit and nurse the casualties of war, resulting in the greatest inspiration of Whitman’s career; notably producing works within the uprising, evolving era of American

    Read More

  • Butler Yeats

    580 Words  | 2 Pages

    Unrequited love is a common theme in poetry. Nature, death, wars, religions are all significant themes but love is the most important. It gives the reader an insight to the author’s inner feelings. “When You Are Old” by William Butler Yeats is no exception. Yeats reflects upon his unconditional love for a woman who was not ready for a serious relationship.

    Read More

  • Personal Narrative: My Experience in College Prep II Writing

    1775 Words  | 4 Pages

    For the entirety of my undergraduate career I had the distinct ability to successfully write research papers, critical essays and journal entries. On the whole I feel that my writing was successful due to the fact that I received excellent grades as well as glowing comments of support from my professors. Please understand that I am not boasting about my grade point average, class rank or even attempting to claim that I am a good writer. However, I do feel confident in my abilities to write papers that speak directly to the question at hand while simultaneously addressing, although not necessarily adhering to, the professor’s point of interest. I must credit much of my success as an undergraduate to Mr. M of the High School English Department. My outlook on academic writing was drastically altered during the fall of 1997 with the help of Mr. M and a writing course entitled College Prep II.

    Read More

  • What I Learned this Semester about Myself as a Writer

    977 Words  | 2 Pages

    Over the course of this semester I learned a lot about myself as a writer. This English 101 class has really allowed me to expand my essay structure and ways of thinking. This was my first college writing course and it has given me much more freedom when writing because in high school I felt limited and like what we were writing was not very important. In high school I would write essays to just to fulfill the required word or page count and to a degree I still feel like this but maybe that is why I am an engineering major but in this course I actually was able to express my ideas and for the first time really test the limits of my writing capabilities. I really enjoyed being able to incorporate my voice more in my essays and I believe that I developed my own personal style a bit from this. At the beginning of the semester my writing was quite choppy and there was plenty of room for improvement in the overall flow of my essays. Now, I use several different tactics such as outlining to create better connections between paragraphs. I believe I was able to move beyond many of the high school ways of writing and make general improvements to my essays.

    Read More

  • Semester in English 102

    978 Words  | 2 Pages

    The process of writing papers can be very frustrating. You must first get your ideas together. Getting your ideas together can be one of the hardest parts of writing because you could possibly not know what di...

    Read More

  • What I Learned in Writing 101

    954 Words  | 2 Pages

    Writing can be very frustrating; laying your ideas out on paper so that others can grasp the concept you are trying to convey is a very difficult task. In Writing 101 I have learned how to formulate good theses that are arguable and also how to validate articles that have to do with my topic. The most important element of a paper is the thesis statement. It captures the reader's attention and tells them what the essay is about. Having a well-structured thesis along with evidence to support that thesis are the main ingredients to a well-written essay. I have also learned how important it is to research an author’s background to ensure their credibility. This is a very important step in writing because today we can find information on a topic, however, it is not valid. By researching the author, we can see if he or she is an expert in the area and so this would make his or her information more credible. There is a ...

    Read More

  • Walt Whitman Analysis

    882 Words  | 2 Pages

    ...the heavy hearts of soldiers” (11-12). This quote shows that the soldiers had heavy hearts when Lincoln was buried because they looked up to him all throughout the war. In “This Dust Was Once The Man,” Whitman is talking about how Lincoln saved the United States “Was saved the Union of these States” (4). In this poem, Whitman views Lincoln as a hero. He describes how he was “gentle, plain, just and resolute” (2). With this view of Lincoln, many looked up to him as a hero that saved the United States.

    Read More

  • Classification Essay - Three Types of Cheaters

    1464 Words  | 3 Pages

    Up north at Chico State University, a young man confessed to his friends that he sends his rough-draft essays to his mother for "proof-reading." His mother essentially woul...

    Read More

  • Walt Whitman Biography

    1247 Words  | 3 Pages

    After the assassination of Whitmans beloved President Lincoln, another book of poetry was added to “Leaves of Grass.” “Memories of President Lincoln” contains the ever famous “Oh Captain! My Captain!”

    Read More

  • Walt Whitman Style Analysis

    1067 Words  | 3 Pages

    The speaker of the poem doesn’t seem to be Whitman, as the narrator fought beside his friend in the war, instead of working with the medical staff. The relationship between the narrator and the deceased soldier isn’t very clear. While it’s obvious that they have a tight bond, outside of using the term “son,” the reader has to decide for himself exactly what their bond was. While it’s unlikely that Whitman wrote about a father and son, since some of his passages depict the ...

    Read More

  • History of Perfume and Fragrances

    1675 Words  | 4 Pages

    1580-1085 BC: The Egyptians create perfumes for daily consumer use and ultimately, use in religious ceremonies. Egyptian women used perfumed creams and oils as toiletries, cosmetics and aids to lovemaking. Queen Cleopatra was reported to use opiates and perfumes to seduce her many lovers and she may be the first to invent pomades from bear grease. Perfumes, especially those developed from resins, were originally used to appease the gods but in time they became more important in the embalming process for chemical reasons. Materials with drying agents like asphal...

    Read More

More about Writing - A No Brainer

Open Document