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As Charles Dixon walked in his office he was thinking about what other fun things he should do to punish the students at good ole Merced High. As you could see Mr. Dixon is the commander, leader, or just as we call it today, a principal. After the war that happen between the students and the staff there as been a lot more strictness to the school rules. Ever since I left this school its basically been more like a public military school. Your probably wondering why I’m not at Merced High School well, I got kicked out. I was walking with my disc man to my class and all electronics must be off when the bells ring infuriately there happen to be a sniper on the west wing of the campus and has soon as the clock struck 8:20, they shot me! Right on my ear. I only didn’t go to the hospital I got kicked out for being tardy and I lost 30% percent of my hearing on my left ear!
Now its been 2 months since my suspension and I’m back now from my punishment. Tardiest have been the worst rule at Merced High School. I still think that the tardy policy is a ridicules rules there are. There is no way that someone is going to be on he or she’s desk when the bell rings, I’m saying this from experience. I haven’t been just shot on the ear, I’ve been shot on my arm, attacked by a bear, and electrocuted by the power lines. What kind of school would be doing this to their students and the future of America this not the way to be teach...

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