Overcoming Vegetable Phobia: A Quirky Narrative

Term 1 English assessment.

Phhhhhh! My brother awoke me to a horrendous fart. I grasped my throat as the intoxicating fumes filled my lungs.
In a desperate need to escape I smashed through the door, Hopping to reach the vanilla scented room.
Unfortunately my brother was prepared and pegged broccoli at my head making me fall dramatically Down the stairs.

Most people would think I'm a normal person, but I'm not because I'm scared of vegetables, no wait petrified. As you may have seen every time I'm hit by a vegetable I fall dramatically. This is a condition called I hate vegetables itis.

Finally morning tea bellowed the class.
I couldn't believe it my brother was with the cool kids, the real problem was that they where
Approaching me and fast.
I

didn't know what to do so I just stayed idle.
They had a team of five against one in a swift move I took down my brother and the strongest guy in their group.
Then and there I realised all hell would break loose at lunch.

All of a sudden the bell rang meaning I'd have to go back to class.
The bullies were on my tail, so I had no choice but to climb up the tree of death eath eath.
Feeling a slight tingle on my hand I slowly peered over my shoulder. Only to find a wasp nest on my hand, every single moment I made the tingling turned to biting then stinging then burning.
Thwack! The branch beneath me snapped thinking that I would fall I braced myself.
Nothing happened well if you consider having a mega wedgie nothing. Finally I fell hard on my head green sot bubbles burst from my nose slobber ran down my lips My undies up to my head.
I felt a silky smother hand help me off the ground.

My eyes slowly peaked open and I didn't like what I saw, I saw my crush.

My life was doomed when crush saw me crying. I acted tough the whole entire year just for her and my chances where ruined. Justin would have more chance sweeping her off her feet than I did.
I had to get my brother back.
I had the perfect plan to get even with my brother and get a chick on the way

It was lunch the perfect time to start a food fight.
I prepared for war.
All I needed to do is get a couple of stolen desks and tape them up just like that, put a straw some peas down and done.

It was like I was in a movie at least tee, five people where walking in slow motion in one motion I took down 3 and I only had one tho go.
Only I didn't know the came in with heavy duty weapons, the gross food king the sprout.
A wave of sprouts flew over my head, until time stopped.
I was in the matrix.
I took two peas and shot them precisely so they would hit his nostrils. My body spiked with energy I jumped higher than ever and karate kicked a sprout in his mouth. Time unfroze and I finally got even with my brother. I felt a dry wrinkled lip touch my cheek, it was Gertrude the ugliest person in

school