The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Lewis Carroll

The sun was shining on the sea,

Shining with all his might;

He did his very best to make

The billows smooth and bright—

And this was odd, because it was

The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,

Because she thought the sun

Had got no business to be there

After the day was done—

`It's very rude of him,'she said

`To come and spoil the fun!'

The sea was wet as wet could be,

The sands were dry as dry.

You could not see a cloud because

No cloud was in the sky:

No birds were flying overhead—

There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Were walking close at hand;

They wept like anything to see

Such quantities of sand:

`If this were only cleared away,'

They said, `It would be grand!'

`If seven maids with seven mops

Swept it for half a year,

Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,

`That they could get it clear?'

`I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,

And shed a bitter tear.

`O Oysters, come and walk with us!'

The Walrus did beseech.

`A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,

Along the briny beach:

We cannot do with more than four,

To give a hand to each.'

The eldest Oyster looked at him,

But never a word he said:

The eldest Oyster winked his eye,

And shook his heavy head—

Meaning to say he did not choose

To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,

All eager for the treat:

Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,

Their shoes were clean and neat—

And this was odd, because, you know,

They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,

And yet another four;

And thick and fast they came at last,

And more, and more, and more—

All hopping through the frothy waves,

And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Walked on a mile or so,

And then they rested on a rock

Conveniently low:

And all the little Oysters stood

And waited in a row.

`The time has come,' the Walrus said,

`To talk of may things:

Of shoes— and ships— and sealing-wax—

Of cabbages— and kings—

And why the sea is boiling hot—

And whether pigs have wings.'

`But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,

`Before we have our chat;

For some of us are out of breath,

And all of us are fat!'

`No hurry!' said the Carpenter.

They thanked him much for that.

`A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,

`Is what we chiefly need:

Pepper and vinegar besides

Are very good indeed—

Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,

We can begin to feed.'

`But not on us!' the Oysters cried,

Turning a little blue.

`After such kindness, that would be