The Luncheon Monologue

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"Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez vous? Dormez vous? Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines, Din, din, don! Din, din, don..." my voice echoed. Gently filling the manor with melody, I continued the nursery rhyme for more time than I can remember. I couldn't decide on what to do other than sing to myself. Luncheon was already finished, and my father had taken me home. Any second now and everyone else would be over at my house. I was expecting Edgar, Sam, Dawn, and Elliot, though the list wasn't 'set in stone'. I had spent the last ten minutes making sure everything was clean, but it hadn't been much of a chore since everything was clean anyway. The only concern was in the amount of fur that had been shed across the furniture. My father …show more content…

"Not that I would know, I've only seen it on television. Say, Sylvia? Do you have a shoulder sash?" "I was just doing my best to make a joke. A very small joke. Besides, I do have a green shoulder sash, and could wear my sash around my neck, couldn't I?" I asked, still fixing its position. He smiled. "Go ahead, just try it! There's a button on the front to activate it. It'll beep when it's low on battery life, but it's full, so you have nothing to worry about... I think." "Okay," I replied. I pushed the button. Closing my eyes, I extended my arm in front of me just to get a feel for my orientation. It was like I was trying to perform some sort of psychosomatic force grip. Then, letting out a shallow breath, I began to imagine the very simplest thing to visualize. In front of me, slowly, began to appear a black cube. It didn't look very dense, but there was no way to mistake its glossy blackness for anything but obsidian. "Ha-ha!" he gleefully squealed. "You're freaking doing it!!! Look at you! It's working! It's working! Oh my crap, oh my crap, it …show more content…

"Quick!" said Elliot, "There are people here now! Now that off your neck before... um..." I raised an eyebrow. "This is Edgar, Sam, and Dawn we're talking about. They see your technology all of the time. Besides, didn't you have Dawn over for a strength test?" "Crap... yeah, yeah I did... but... well... well, you don't know!" he answered frantically. "They could be working with some firm or something that wants to buy all of my technology off of me!" Rolling my eyes, I took it off. Holding it in my hands, I gave a sigh. "I'm not sure where I should put this, now. It's kind of... unwieldy." "Don't you have pockets?" he suggested. I sighed. "Yes, yes I do. But you see, I may as well not have pockets at all. Maybe if I really try... I could fit a nickel into them at the most. But, then again, I guess I could put this in my room, this is my house after all. Do you know what you need to do? Invest in a company that makes pants for girls with real pockets in them. Now, that would make you millions." 'Knock Knock Knock!' "Coming!" I shouted, racing to the door. I tossed the band onto a seat, sparing no time at all. Before I knew it, the enormous wooden entrance was

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