Satire Essay On Hacking

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On Hacking - Justin Bailat As I sit in my living room at the ripe age of 7, pondering how I can make some quick cash, a flash of genius passes my mind. Well, I can’t work for money, so I can use my technological skills to my advantage! I decided a good starting place is to search on YouTube, “how to get free money”. AHA! That is a great idea! Thousands of videos pop up, mostly scams and clickbaits. I figure I should refine my search, sorting by upload date. Then out of the blue, a video with only 30 views caught my eye. I can hardly contain my excitement as I click it. This tutorial demonstrates how I can commit my first cybercrime. I didn’t know it then, but this insignificant action led me down a path of incredible self-discovery. Throughout …show more content…

Although I feel a sense of accomplishment for my seemingly mystical feat, I also feel slightly ashamed and bored. I have now realized that I no longer want to always win, because it takes away the actual competition. I use these values in my daily life when I want to take a shortcut, because I know that the hard work eventually pays off. If I know that hacking only supplies me with a quick jolt of dopamine, why do I hack? To me, hacking is not the final product. It is not about beating my brother (although that is also pretty cool too). Hacking is proving a point, it is the ultimate way of saying I can and I will. When you see professional sports players making shots or goals in a blowout game, you might ask why. I never need to ask, because to score a touchdown in a blowout is to hack a game you will never play. My parents always ask why, but the truth is they do not understand. Having grown up without any type of technology besides TV, they see everything technological in black and white, but to really be able to hack you need to know where to look and you need know how to see what you are looking for. I have always loved fashion and clothes, to me a great …show more content…

My dad decides to gift me his old work phone that is still connected to his company. However, I want to get some games and mod them. I open Google search, find the sketchiest app, and decide to install. My phone starts to glitch, and I have a sudden realization that I have just downloaded my first virus. You see, this is the kryptonite of any hacker, malware. Whenever you mod and hack, you must be careful only to use trusted sources. I learned this the hard way, after 8 hours of suffering pop-up ads, I was able to uninstall the virus. In a way, a virus is a metaphor for life, you must be cautious as to whom you trust because there can be severe consequences for your actions. Hacking is also great for getting any type of digital content for free. The term used for this is called piracy. Whenever I want to get a book, watch a movie, listen to music, or even play a video game, I most likely pirate it. It takes a lot more money out of my pocket than I would be supplying anyway. I will always support smaller creators and stuff though because they deserve to get money for their work. I have taught my whole family how to pirate different shows, games, and music

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