Satire Essay On Drunk Driving

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Katelyn Mole Mrs. Fisher AP Language 24 January 2017 The Dangers of Driving Sober If you are utterly depressed, and nothing the doctors have given you is working, alcohol just might be your salvation. If you need something to do besides work, getting drunk is the key. I have heard being drunk gives your life a purpose. The way alcohol blurs your vision while driving can fire up your driving life! As they always say if at first you do not succeed try, try, and try again! I promise if you keep practicing you will become a master. Recently, more and more young adults have discovered the absolute thrill to drunk driving. However, in multiple instances, drinking too much alcohol while driving can lead to the death of somewhat innocent drivers. Sober drivers who think clearly and make wise decisions while on the road are the leading cause of death for drunk drivers in America. With that being said, sober driving should be made illegal and drunk drinking …show more content…

Every day, the news tell stories about drunken teens killed by those vicious sober drivers, light posts, and even trees! However many groups of people are trying to blame everything on drunk drivers. How rude can they be! Let’s just look at all the facts: approximately 40% of all motor- vehicle fatalities are alcohol-related. This is saying that 60% of motor-vehicle fatalities are in fact SOBER-RELATED! The best part, is about 1/3 of the drunkards hospitalized happen to be in there all the time (the feds call them repeat offenders). I heard they get the royal treatment. Who wouldn’t love cops outside their door and getting their picture taken and posted in a special place online! Clearly, they realized those sober idiots are the reason for the countless number of offenders, if more of those sober idiots just understood that being highly intoxicated would save their lives and so many innocent drunk drivers lives the planet earth would be a safer

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