Purship Essay: How To End A Relationship

How To End a Relationship

Now and again when a couple first gets together and their eyes first meet, there’s a weakness in the knees, and the words that are usually free flowing suddenly come to a halt and all there is to do is just stare and feel as if you knew the person you’re gazing at for their entire life. The couple will laugh, they’ll hold hands, hours upon hours will be spent on the phone, text messages will be sent that documents their every reaction and feelings, and the couple will appear inseparable. They’ll be in love and everything will appear extravagant but in my experience this “puppy love” phase is a mirage that distracts the couple from the ugly truth, the truth of who they actually are inside. Eventually after the gimmick and novelty of their romance has shown its true colors, either two things happen; they stay forever in love, or they realize their partner is an all out crazy, hell-bent jealous, bi-polar lunatic disguised in layers of make up to blend in their levels of insecurities. It is a common story, boy meets girls, and boy falls in love only to find out that she will rather slash his tires then have him leave. Sound familiar? If yes, then you just might be accustomed to dating in South King County. Now the most obvious way to rid yourself of a girlfriend is to simply distance physically from the girl and in due time the relationship will eventually give up the ghost, however if your girlfriend is reminiscent of the antagonist from the 2009 movie; Obsessed, you might want to follow these simple five easy steps to rid yourself of your crazy girlfriend without looking like a “douche.” Though it might seem cruel to beat around the bush and not just be straight forward, in this case it’s a matter of safety...

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...nd start chugging in soon time you can make enough of a jackass out of yourself you can pretty much expect her to end it, not to mention if she breaks up with you while you are drunk your voice might sound sincere while you ask her to reconsider.

Now breaking up can be the easiest process if you have withdrawn from the relationship but sometimes the other spouse will claw on for dear life. With any case resembling a potential Lifetime series movie of a crazy domestic partner, the easiest ways to avoid the potential killing spree is to carefully follow the four steps mention and in due time as quickly as you two locked eyes, she’ll just as quickly split then prolong a relationship with an outspoken, withdrawn, unsexualized, drunk, although your reputation might take a hit -much like the tarnishing Tiger Woods has endured- at least you will live to date another day.