Persuasive Speech On How To Write An Essay About Turkeys

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Friends, neighbours, countrymen turkeys, lend me your…what do Turkeys hear with? Is it ears? Whatever, ears is good. Thanksgiving is almost upon us. For too long we have suffered. Being fed extra, and given extra treats and plumped up, well ok not that part, that part’s good. But the next part, where they eat us, that part is bad. Like I knew this one Turkey, Fred, you know what happened to him? He was run over by a truck. Why was he on the road? Because he was being chased by the farmer. And why was the farmer chasing him? That’s right, because he wanted to eat him. This madness has to stop. This year it won’t be just one Turkey pardoned by the president. It will be all of them. Actually now that I think about it that would take too long and I don’t really think he’d be up for it anyway. Unless maybe he just pardoned us all at once? …show more content…

We’re just going to rebel. No longer will we be served with a side of mash potatoes, gravy, corn and your choice of white bread or that weird whole-wheat gluten stuff that that one aunt has really gotten into recently, you know the one who’s always talking about GMO’s and treating serious illnesses with scented candles? No more will parents ask young children do you want white meat or dark, they’ll have to ask do you want carrots or turnip, or some other type of vegetable, possibly a tofu based meat substitute brought by the same aunt as before. No more will parents take Turkey naps while the kids go looking for foil wrapped chocolate eggs. Sorry that’s Easter, I was thinking of

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