Persuasion Essay Against Exercise

Exercising is too over rated. It’s not as healthy as it’s cracked up to be. All it does is make you tired as you go through and finish what you have done. You waste all your time going to the gym or watching what you eat, while you could very much be enjoying a movie on the old television while chewing on a delicious piece of pizza. Why eat all that junk that is “healthy”, what’s really bad about “junk food”? Is there anything wrong with enjoying yourself? No, there is nothing wrong at all. I believe you should have the chance to make all of your own decisions and to do whatever it is that you want. Why eat a small bowl of cereal, when you really want a second helping? Why run for a half hour to lose what you just ate, only to gain it back to do the same thing. If you just eat whatever your body is telling you that you want, you’ll be fine. That’s why our body has what we call metabolism. This helps to maintain weight and to keep you in shape, right? Damn straight! So for all those who are out there right now, reading this and thinking that it’s ok to be fat, sure it is. Although, I must say that, being too fat is no good. You are the people who probably should waste your time and money on something so stupid that you don’t even gain anything over the whole time you do it. Hell, you could be on a program for about two years, lose twenty pounds and feel great. I’d love to do that, but you know what that does later in life? That weight you lost then comes right back, it didn’t do you any good losing that weight in the long run. All that is going to happen is that you are going to turn out to be one of those really fat people we see on the news that is crying about not being able to take care of themselves and not being in good care. Screw them, why be like them, be your own person, the only healthy eating is eating at a fulfilling rate. So, next time you go to watch a show and a commercial comes on about some stupid, super duper, weight lose programs...I want you to call it.