Overzealous-Maximus Essay

We all have a “natural habitat”, a place where we feel comfortable to be ourselves, to express

ourselves in a way that feels instinctively necessary or natural. Most “natural habitats” have a

dense population of people in an area, other are in the confines of home. There are universal

traits that people share no matter what sport that they enjoy or practice themselves. From loud

captivating death screeches to collectively crying for the loss of a team, there is always a spot

where one could fit in. No matter what sport is being played there will always be someone

somewhere who will react in a way that will grab the attention of others. Sit back and get

comfortable as we take a journey over the river and through the stadiums.

The human life span has so many precious seconds in it, every thought, action, and saying is

marked down in one form or another. That being said why not put a bunch of people in a

stadium with alcohol, food, and overly high testosterone to compliment the alcohol? What

could go wrong, right? We all have a metaphorical fuse, some longer than others and some

shorter than others, so why not walk about the most outlandish of sports fans, the

“overzealous-maximus.” The “overzealous-maximus” is only identifiable by its actions, not by its

looks, known for being overhyped the “overzealous-maximus” is most susceptible to its own

emotions.

A winning game is vital to the survival of this specimen, for a losing a game will bring

this creature into a spiral of aggression lashing out at its nearby surroundings. These creatures

are commonly sighted at football games where intoxication is most present. Taunting the

“overzealous-maximus” will result in a short verbal altercation followed by a physical

altercation. Truly a remarkable sight to behold.

The “garrulous”, the distant cousin of the “overzealous-maximus”, is known to be excessively

talkative. The vocabulary of the “garrulous” is keenly sharp having access to a plethora of slurs

at its disposal. Notorious for verbally defending its favorite sports team, the “garrulous” gives

no acceptations those who try to sully the name of his or her team. They are commonly sighted

in high school football game, baseball stadiums, and in pubs or bars. Though rare, the

“garrulous” will engage in physical confrontations only if their numbers are more than one.

Take note that it is common to see fans of different teams fight each other, it is not foreign to

see fans of the same team fight over which member of a team is better in comparison. Some

“garrulousies”, provided that the extremes are high enough, will argue with each

other

debating who is far superior in a team.