I Call You Stupid When You Don T Have An Education

EDUCATION

Go To School, Go To Class, And Pay Attention,

Life Is Harder When You Don’t Have An Education.

People Call You Stupid When You Don’t Have Much Knowledge,

So Go To High School, And Then Go To College.

Nobody Wants To Be A Fool,

An Education Is More Important Than Being Cool.

You Might Have A Friend That Don’t Have An Education, But Their Life Might Look Perfect.

But They Probably Went Through A Lot Of Bullshit,

Even So, They Probably Went Through A Lot Just To Get Where They Are.

They May Be Driving Around In A Fancy Car,

But At The End Of The Day, They Aren't Happy.

So Do Me A Favor, Go To School, And Get Your Degree.

NOT RIGHT NOW

I Am Young, And I Got A Lot Of

And If We Had An Argument, Would You Call Me A Whore, A Bitch, Or Would You Tell, Me Kiss Your Ass?

Would You Ever Physically Or Mentally Abuse Me?

I Need To Know These Things Because I Want To Be Your Lady.

If Somebody Told You I Was Cheating On You, Would You Believe?

Would You Tell Me Pack My Stuff And Leave?

I Need To Know If Your Love For Me Is Strong,

Because I Love You, And I Would Never Do Anything Wrong.

Baby, Would You Leave Me If I Gain Weight?

I Need To Know, Because I Think That You Are My Soul Mate.

Would You Still Love Me If I Got In An Accident, And I Was In A Wheel Chair?

And Whenever I Need You, Would You Be There?

Would You Cheat On Me If We Did Not Have Sex Like We Used To?

I Need To Know These Things, Because I’m In Love With You.

LET’S TALK (PART 2)

I Have Not Been A Parent For That Long, But I Am Learning Day By Day,

But I Want All You Parents To Listen Because I Have Something Important To Say.

I Want You All Parents To Sit Down And Talk To Your Kids,

Have A Serious Sex Conversation With Them And Tell Them Like It

Some Of You All Parents Would Be Surprised To Know That Your Kids Know More About Sex Than You.

So Tell Them About Protection,

Lead Them In The Right Direction.

See, Even Though It’s Discomforting And Embarrassing To Talk About Sex, You Would Not Want Them To Go Out There Experimenting And Then End Up Catching Something,

Even Though They Might Think That They Know Everything.

If You Are Not Talking To Them, They Really Don’t Know Nothing.

See, I Know That You Would Not Feel Good If Your Son Had An STD, Or If Your Daughter Got Pregnant At, Sixteen Or Seventeen Years Old,

Because You Know When You Have A Baby, It’s Hard And Your Dreams Have To Be Put On Hold.

See, Kids These Days Are Having Sex At Age Seven And Eight,

So Talk To Your Kids Before It’s Too Late.

THE OLD LADIES

Ms. Jones Said, “These Young Girls Be Walking Around Showing Their Thongs And Their Breast,”

And When Some Of Them Bend Over, They Do Not Even Have Any Panties On Under They Dress.

Ms. Parker Said, “I Know They Act Like If They Are Afraid To Wear Clothes.”

Then They Get Mad When The Guys Call Them Bitches And