Humorous Wedding Speeches

Hi everyone good afternoon, and thank you for joining us today and making this beautiful day memorable. First of all, I would like to congratulate our loving parents, devoted teachers, supportive faculty, and of course the wonderful class of 2017. Today, I feel both extremely humble and entirely unqualified to be speaking before you. I would like to start by first reflecting on the importance of adults in our life. Parents are the first one to help us develop our way through life. Now some of us might think that “Oh my parents hate me or don’t trust me, for they never let me do anything” but the reality is that, this is how we see it, if we are to look from a parent's perspective it is their sheer love and care that they want us to stay protected. They still think that we are just little kids

Ms. Dibble’s class policies of “No chicle en la boca” or “No teléfono” is to teach that you do not have enough time to get distracted from your path as the time passes, and it will not stop for anyone leaving you at a disadvantage. Ms. Stewart’s policy of being strict by not accepting late work at any cost further reinforces Ms.Dibble’s perspective that no one will wait for you, you have to take charge of your activities, and learn to balance your time. From what I have mentioned so far it can be implied that there are resources all around us, in the form of selfless care of Mr. R and Mrs. Lamons, we just need to recognize it. To portray my thoughts I would like to share my story with you guys. I moved to the United States not too long ago, freshman year. I did not speak english very well, or understand the system, and I am still bound to those conservative rituals that limit females to accomplish their dreams. This automatically put me at a disadvantage as compared to those of you who grew-up here, in the United States. However, I did not let those excuses be an obstacle in my way, instead I was able to recognize those resources, and most importantly I was willing to work