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Dear friends and family gathered here today,
This day today is hard for us all. …Banquo, who we all loved, whether it be as a father, as a husband or like myself, as a friend.
We will all have our own personal and special memories, of the mark he left in our hearts, in our lives and it is very hard for me today to be up here, hearing my own thoughts out loud, trying my best to focus on the happiest times Banquo brought us, rather than the fact that (he/she) is no longer here with us today as know it.
I am certain of two things though. He would have wanted us all to be here today with our happiest thoughts of our times spent together and secondly....he is still here with us, very strongly in spirit.
Banquo was such a strong person through
Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must admit, I am more nervous about participating in this wedding than I was as the groom (bridegroom) at my own wedding. Maybe it's because I have been married thirty years and I know what my son is getting himself in to!
.... I would hope that if he were with us today he would see how far we have come, and think that everything he did and all that he suffered was for the benefit of all.
In reconciliation, my grandfather August Baier can be accredited the deed of planting the base of our family in which we grow and prosper today. As Russell M. Nielson once said, “When our hearts turn towards to our ancestors, something changes inside of us.” My grandfather August Baier, although in existence nearly 30 years ago, truly has an impact on me today. With every shadow, there is light. With every tear, there is a smile. Even though my grandfather is passed, with death I know there is still life, of which our family is today.
Well, good afternoon everyone, for those of you that don?t know me my name is Lee and I?m Janie?s dad, and in keeping with tradition, it is my honor and privilege to deliver the ?Father of the Bride Speech?. Having to make this speech is one of the few opportunities in a married man?s life when he is allowed to do all of the talking...and I intend to make the most of it.
I’m glad we have Maurice, my mother’s younger brother here today. Ella, her older sister, unfortunately couldn’t make it, but I know the news of my mothers death hit her hard. And I know that she prayed with all her will, for my mother.
It’s hard to imagine how I’m going to go a day without speaking to him, because he’d call me every single day. I know he was a very busy man, but he would never forget to take the time to call me to see how I was. It’s the little things like that I’ll never forget about him. Although William’s death was sudden and came as a shock to all of us, I know in my heart he would not want us to spend forever grieving. Rather, William wants us all to remember our favorite moments we spent with him.
Distinguished guests, those of dubious distinction and those of no distinction, family, relatives, in-laws and outlaws, young and old, friends, friends of friends, freeloaders and hangers-on – let me extend a warm welcome to Meradith and Naren’s wedding reception celebration.
Mourning is not just confined for the death of a person but can be extended to such things as a job lost or the breakup of a relationship. This second beatitude asks us to be concerned about the pain and suffering of others no matter how small we may see it to be. When we take the time to care for those who may have lost a loved...
I am writing this to you on the anniversary of my father's passing, out of a deep concern for your future. My desire is that, by reading this, you may avoid some of the pain that my generation has experienced. Many things have come and gone in my lifetime, for God has granted me a long 60 years. I wish to tell you all that I have experienced, before I too pass on, that you may learn from the mistakes of the past, and that our losses may not be in vain.
I'd like to say a few words of tribute to this special man, from me and on behalf of other close friends of his.
For his life to be robbed so cruelly for no reason, is more woeful than the loss of any battle. A coward I felt, absconding/taking my leave from the battle, while my father was being struck down. But acquiescent/duty bound was I, abiding to his pleads to Banquo was an esteemed, father I shared an unbreakable bond with. My hero who sacrificed his life with all his skill and prowess. He taught me to not fear death, but to fear the unlived life. My father has been such a supportive protector, who bestowed a legacy of justice and honour onto I, whilst the angels played trumpets at heavens gates against the injustice of his quell. My father’s soul may have but his legacy will remain in our hearts
“Why was your life so short, dear friends in the Province of Koh Kong? There was no reason for you to die, my unfortunate friends. Were we brought together simply to be parted by an appointment with death? I am burning grief. We shared love one for the other. But karma has divided us.
Before I begin I would like to thank all of you here on behalf of my mother, my brother and myself, for your efforts large and small to be here today, to help us mark my fathers passing.
No amount of paper or ink, could completely describe grief or loss. No poet, or wordsmith could truly encompass the writings which surface the pain associated with loss. I don’t plan to attempt to explain the sorrow and the extreme processes of grief I managed, at least not right now. Yet, I would dare to state that no perfect word will ever be found in any language to aptly describe the sorrow of watching the one you love, suffer and die. I could describe all emotions of anger, sadness, and confusion. Consequently, during his suffering, part of my mind was committed to savoring every happy simple moment such as sitting on porch at night, stargazing yet fending off other thoughts “Are we cursed?” or “How can we go from ordering wedding