Humorous Wedding Speech Of The Bride And Groom

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Good afternoon everyone: bride and groom, master of ceremonies, other distinguished quests, ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention please? Thank you! It is such an honour to be standing here tonight to toast this beautiful bride. San and I have been friends since forever; we have laughed together, cried together, played together, and tonight we celebrate together. I still remember flipping through those bridal magazines like it was yesterday. She always did love colours, as we can see here tonight. I am glad that this is nothing short of the fairy tale that you have always imagined. Ricardo, you have always been there for her, and no one is more qualified to be standing beside her as husband and best friend. I know that you will

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