Humorous Wedding Speech: I Do Not This Day

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“ 5, 6, 7, 8, Slide left, rond de jambe, drop right knee, hold, hold, hold, punch left and cross, punch right and cross, pull, pull” shouting throughout the studio the choreographer ran us through the tryout dance. At this point, all of us thought we were gonna die, we had sweat dripping down our faces, and our makeup and hair looked nothing like it did when we walked in. Running to the side for a drink of water, we all hear “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming out this evening, the results will be posted online Monday at three p.m.”. Nervous waves were running throughout all of my body, and I couldn’t help from thinking, “Ugh Monday??? I can’t wait that long, today is only Tuesday! That’s like a whole nother week”. I grabbed my duffle

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