Humorous Wedding Speech

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You get in your car with tears streaming down your cheek. You are lost, devastated, heartbroken and scared. You have just discovered the hidden secrets that the love of your life has kept away from you and changes everything you have ever thought to be true. You drive away in a rush to get away from the reality you are now faced with. Your phone vibrates in your lap and you glace to see “New Message” on the banner across the screen. You read the text on the screen, “Let me explain, I love you babe”, and the tears down your cheek multiply. Your vision is blurry you can barely see the letters on the screen to text back. For a moment you forget that you are driving and take your hands off the wheel and before you know it your car swerves onto …show more content…

As time passes and you prepare yourself for the most important day of your life your family gives you a thousand reasons why you should not marry him but you shrug off each and every one. Frustration floods your mind as you cannot understand why your family does not want you to be happy but you are determined to make this wedding happen regardless of their feelings toward Damion. Finally it is your wedding day, you thought it would never come. You are happier than you have ever been as you are about to marry the person you love more than anything. Just before the wedding your sister barges into your dressing room and informs you of everything that has been wiped from your memory. She informs you of the deal that your father made with the devil to bring you back from death at the price of his soul when you belonged to someone else. Every memory races back into your mind. You remember what Damion is and you remember dying. Your chances of ever being happen have been destroyed in a matter of seconds. You are thankful that your father would give up so much but you are infuriated by the destiny that lies ahead for him. You blame Damion but most of all yourself. It is your fault that you were so careless with your life that as soon as you muttered the words “I do” you would have damned your own father to

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