Humorous Wedding Speech

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Hi everybody, for those who don’t know me, I’m Lindsey’s cousin Jaime. On behalf of the bridesmaids and myself we would like to recognize and thank _____ and Kathy Zarwi for being such amazing hosts! I know I am not alone when I say, it has been quite a day; a day to be cherished and unforgotten, a day that celebrates two people who fell in love. As kids, Lindsey and I spent a lot of time together, getting into who knows what trouble- as our moms would say, silence was never good thing when the two of us were together. But, for my speech I've decided not to tell any embarrassing stories because it would also be embarrassing to me... and our moms don't know about most of them. It was one of the happiest and proudest days of my life when

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