Humorous Wedding Speech: Eulogy For Father

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to lay to rest a very old friend of mine and someone who was close to us all

My task is that of a difficult one to most, but I must be honest don’t take it the wrong way I’m not here to be boast, just to give the eulogy of someone we all knew most

FLESH was something else with itself going over and beyond to the deeper depths just to bring glory to oneself, selfish

But you see we became best friends, like most of y’all unaware that it was all a scam plotted up by the enemy that we remain besties to the end so I hung with flesh daily walking hand in hand

Flesh was always by my side we practically grew up together, there wasn’t nothing we wouldn’t do for each other

Somebody come at me the wrong

Flesh was in defense mode every where she would go, but she felt that she had an image to uphold I would try and calm her down because he daddy got sick and tired of hearing about the Pastor’s child clowning around town, but I knew the secret

One seed planted at the age of ten, caused flesh to play with its leaves for a number of years

Hiding behind a basketball and jersey flesh told me that skirts were never really for me so I listened because we were best friends we went through the same thing and she didn’t want me to get the wrong attention again

Thinking flesh knew my heart so I couldn’t counteract so I allowed my gender to do a flip like

I was hoodwinked tricked and deceived by flesh that made me believe my life was really not that big of a mess

A friendship that was never honest and pure so I committed murder to flesh for lying about the pain I endured

No longer content with being a victim but the victor no need to mourn because everyday new Grace and Mercies are born

Today is the day we as a family in this gathering, you say to God, “I understand now your will not mine I can no longer be a puppet entertaining the enemies crowd”

Some of you right now understand what I’m saying because at this moment flesh is causing friction with your spirit and you really don’t want to hear this you rather go to the bathroom and wait for the benediction but I’m only here to speak truth not give jurisdiction because in the heavenly court system only he rules so be careful because you don’t know the day He was recording you

It’s not worth it listening to flesh say, “you don’t have to really live righteous just right-ish,”

For if ye live after the flesh ye shall die, but if ye through the spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live,

Flesh know the word, but cant stand the conviction in Romans, so it misuses the comfort given in Psalms,

An almost Christian looks right, but lives