Humorous Wedding Speech

Jeremy K!

Good evening, I miss you. We should be tangled up at this very moment! You do realize I would love to go to dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, tea, the movies, park, pool, Zoo, Aquarium, sonic, Walmart, chapel, golf course, darts aka anywhere with you correct? Even sporting events, you might have to explain whats going on while I eat a pretzel and giving you half. You play so hard to get! I know I have you.... as you have had me for years. I guess you are waiting to see if I'll fizzle out? There might not be an exploding volcano always, but yes always a blow torch just look into my eyes, if you need any reassurance ever you will always melt me, accompanied with a smile, laugh, my heart and yes, me standing firm beside you, sticking right beside you, holding your hand and yes getting a kiss every opprotuninty there is. Unless you don't like PDA, but I don't care... "Wow! I've never seen Ben like this!!!"..."Umm he's always like this with me!"..."God Jeremy what did you do to

Ill tone it down to a simple email to let you know, You have an open invitation to Berea and where ever I am at, when ever you want my love 24/7. The campaign and my chase has ended. Ready for the peaceful ever after, we both know yes, it will be peaceful. I do guarantee you my heart rate will always go up when you look in my eyes and I'd never take you for granted. I do respect you as much as I love you. Hopefully nothing is questionable for you concerning me anymore. I did try to clean out everything for you. Even if it.. odd all I could give you was emails and a massive chase. But yes, you deserved both along with some creative USEFUL gifts and regardless of what others think, I know you let it play out perfect for me, thank you! Yes, I was very high strung coming off everything I did, including Atlanta. "slow down ben.....SLOWERRRR... no pretend you are