Humorous Wedding Speech

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For my seventieth birthday party speech I will say what I enjoyed about my life so far. It will start like this. Hey everyone I can’t believe I am seventieth already. Time flies like a bird can fly. I really enjoy everyone here and thank you all so much for coming today. You guys are welcome here anytime. I have enjoyed the laughing moments that you guys all bring. When you guys are seventieth and old I hope that you guys have as make fun has I have over the years. Having grand kids is a lovely thing and I can spoil them then send them back to you all with all the sugar I gave them! When we all are together it makes me feel blessed that I have every single one of you. Having my own kids I am happy that they are mine forever. Over the years

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