Humorous Wedding Speech

Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

First, I want to start off by thanking my friends, coaches and teachers, my community, and most of all, my family. There is no doubt all of you have helped me become who I am. From my class, I would like to also take this time to thank everyone in attendance tonight. I want to personally thank you for joining us on this glorious evening as we celebrate the first of many milestones.

To my best friends Bella and Devin, you have given me countless memories to last infinitely. From spending limitless hours at the lake trying to fish or heading to Whataburger for double dates, you both will always be so dear to my heart. To my classmates, some of you have been by my side since elementary school, while others

Your ongoing gaiety for my accomplishments motivates me to strive even higher in my future endeavors. You have always been eager to hear my ambitions and help map out my goals. I am grateful to know that I am always blessed since you continually speak blessings over me.
To Laine, It takes a special and dedicated woman to love another’s child so I thank you for making the choice to love me and Ramie as your own. You have taught us that parenthood isn’t through DNA but through love. You are always giving us great tips for hair and outfits, but my favorite thing is that you help us pick on dad a little.

Ramie and Dylan, I know our relationships aren’t entirely graceful , but I thank God for hand-picking you to be my best friends, forever. Both of you have invisibly shaped my personality as I repeatedly aim to set a great example for you two to follow. I admire the fact that no matter how upset we are with each other, our brotherly and sisterly love overcome the altercations.

To my family, who has seen my worst and still loved me at their best, there are no words to express my reverence. Without each of you, I cannot be who I am today because you all have had the greatest impact on