Humorous Wedding Speech

Good Morning sweetheart. I first want to apologize for my actions last night. You're a very frustrating woman, to say the least. I've never met anyone like you with such will and determination. I'm not saying that is a bad thing, it's just not something I am used to. Since the moment I laid eyes on you I just knew you were something special. I have tried my best to show you love and compassion to the best of my abilities. We had a good start and you seemed open to the idea of letting me in and then you just shut down. I wish you could see what I see in you. You deserve a fairytale life. You give so much of yourself to others with very little regard to your own well being. These are just some of the reasons why I admire and I love you. I worry

Not because I don't want too but because it's not healthy. Let me in Annburr, let me love you. Let me take care of you and show you what real love is. Let him go or I have no choice but to walk away. This is not easy for me to say and please try not to hate me. I want you, all of you. If you know you guys will not be together than why not let him be the friend in this equation instead of me. I can give you the world on a platter. Everything you want, need and desire. You will not have a care in the world and you shouldn't. Please let me in. I hate to put this on you while you're in the hospital and so sick. I just cannot hold it in anymore. I'm not saying it's him or me because you've made it clear he is important to you. I'm only asking you to switch the roles. Keep him in your life as your friend and your support system and be with me. Marrying you would be a dream come true. I've asked twice and given you two rings. What is it going to take? What do I have to do to show you what you mean to me. How do I break down your walls? I love you Annburr Marie and it's okay if you don't say it back. You always say actions speak louder than words so I'll continue to show you I do. I won't compete with him