Humorous Wedding Speech

Hi there, I’m Dominique! *Weh yuh ah deal wid* tonight? That’s how we ask “What are you doing tonight?” in my homeland of Jamaica. I hope you don’t think I’m too forward if I confess that I hope your plans tonight include me. Please have a look at my photos, and they will give you a glimpse into the life of this 21-year-old island girl. From my wild, dark brown curls to my smooth, satiny skin, I’ve been told my features are so striking, they almost pop. But I think you’ll find once you get to know me that my bold personality elicits an even bigger bang!

My family back in Jamaica will tell you that I have had a relentless wild streak since the day I was born. Never one to follow the rules, I think the polite way to categorize me would be “free spirit.” I’ve never had any problem speaking my mind or making my desires known to those around me, but believe me when I say I’m not in the least bit self-centered. To be perfectly honest, one of my greatest pleasures in life is helping others to express themselves and find their own happiness. When you add that desire to my irresistibly toned, sculpted body and my mesmerizingly seductive eyes, I

For me, the sky is the limit! I enjoy everything from hiking to surfing to skydiving, anything that will get my adrenaline pumping. Even so, I’m not above curling up with a good book, or a sexy friend, on a rainy day. But one of my absolute favorite activities is shaking my booty to a throbbing reggae beat, which always transports me back to my beautiful Island. Would you like to watch my hips undulating to some sultry Caribbean rhythms? I always welcome a dance partner who can keep up with me. It’s so easy and liberating to get lost in the music with the lights swirling around you - and even better if you have a hot, hard body to press up against as the rhythm carries you over to another dimension. Don’t you