Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen! It is the point in the night where some of us have to get up from our seats and make a fool of ourselves. I guess I will be the first. Tonight, I would like to celebrate my good friends and the people of the hour Mr. and Mrs. Straub. They sure know how to throw a party don’t they? Anyway, I am incredibly proud and honored to be here right now to celebrate this special moment with these two, as I bet all of you are. You may not know me, but the groom, Collin, and I go way back, since college, in matter of fact. We have been mischief makers together since the very start. However, despite our best efforts, today has gone without a hitch. A special thanks to everyone who made it possible. Well it has been in

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