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"I think we should get married first." David wanted her all to himself, what a better way then to tie her up with marriage. If somehow she manage to break free from her programing.

Her eyes show signs of devotion for David. To her, it didn't matter what day, they should get married. To her, she feels that it's the best day of her life. To have David as a husband. "Yes!! I would marry you today David." David laugh, "You know once we are married, I'm not going to sign any divorce papers right?" Her emotion clouding her judgement and she not even thinking of the consequences. "I don't care, lets get married!"

They have a few weeks before Dr.Kline return for her...David wanted to get things done before she get suspicious and wonder what happen …show more content…

David didn't even get a tux or have Heather in a wedding dress. It's going to be a fast cheap wedding. They gone to a walk in wedding..Heather didn't mind the wedding wasn't like her first traditional weeding from her previous marriage. All do to David programming.

A guy dress like evils was shocked to see such a gorgeous women, walking down getting married so such a horrid person. They didn't even get dress, its like they just came from home with the clothes they got on..He was at odd, she didn't appear to be drunk or on drugs, but his job was to just get people married...

"We are gathered today to celebrate the marriage of Mr.David Smith and Miss.Heather Doe. Do you David Smith take Heather Doe as your wife?" David smiled evilly. "Yes I do" He turn his head to Heather. "Do you Heather Doe take David Smith for your husband?" Heather show sign of a joy and smiled widely. "Yes! I do" "Then by the power invested in me. Your now husband and wife." David put a cheap ring on Heather finger, it's a metal ring that have a gold painting on them. The preacher told them. "That be 60 dollars, please go see the …show more content…

She couldn't believe what going on..She look at Heather, a women so young and might be the prettiest women she seen married to a person, that could have made her sick just kissing...."I need to see some ID and it's 60 dollars and ten dollars process fee for the marriage certificate.." David and Heather give her their ID. "Everything seem to be in order. Sir, could i talk to your wife alone for a moment?" David didn't care but wanted things done soon. "Sure, take your time." The receptionist turn to Heater. "Heather, are you sure you want to do this? The state law will not grant you a divorce and filings for a divorce would be difficult. You could do so much better then this person, he not even rich." Heather smiled. "I understand the rule miss, and yes im sure i wanted to marry him. I love him and I'm having his child so marriage a good thing." The receptionist was even more shocked what Heather just said. "Very will, It's your life miss..please sign

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