Humorous Wedding Speech

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4 years ago today I married you and you always saw the better parts of me. I remember it like it was yesterday. I had to get on two knees because these dead ass knees wasn't here for the one knee thing! Things didn't go as planned because lord knows it's hard as hell to surprise your nosey ass! You lift me up whenever I feel defeated! I cannot thank you enough! If someone would have told me that I would get married I would have never believed it but there are no words that I could use that would adequately describe how fortunate I am to have found you! I'm looking forward to sitting in a rocking chair on our front porch toothless sogging down cookies and enjoying a glass of wine with my best friend! It's not often that you meet the person

Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man
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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man When Daniel came to me and asked me to be his best man, it was a great honour but, when I looked at all the duties required of me, I felt he’d be better off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, but I told him that it wasn’t a decision that money could change. So then he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and it’s my pleasure to be Daniel’s best man today.
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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom
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That, of course, was a cracker of a speech of my own worked out for you today, but as I am now married, my wife has handed this to me to read instead. (To the father-in-law) By the way, I haven't forgotten, I'll sign that receipt for you (Produce bit of paper with the writing on saying)
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to thank several people. Firstly, thank you for biting the bullet, proposing, and turning up today, on time and appropriately dressed. You are the love of my life, my best friend, and now my husband. I don't think anybody could be happier than I am today, and I can't wait for us to share the rest of our lives together. It means a lot to be your wife, after five years of being your girlfriend, and I’m sure he's happy now that he can start to let himself go.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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A huge part of the post-grad life is attending all of the benchmark events of your friends and acquaintances. But if I can be rather blunt with you, I don't want to go to your Jack and Jill bridal shower. I don't want to go to your engagement party. I will go to your bachelor party because that goes without saying. But if you have a kid, can I just send a card?
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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On behalf of my wife and I, I would like to thank you all for coming to celebrate our special day; it wouldn’t have been the same without all of you here tonight! Id like to thank my bridal party for being supportive and helpful during the stressful times, we all know how much of a BRIDEZILLA carol can be! Guys you look great tonight, we have a couple of bachelors here so girls don’t be shy. Girls you look average and guys don’t bother! On a serious note you girls look beautiful tonight, I couldn’t imagine a better group of girls standing by Carol’s side
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Just remember that you’re special and loved. I want to hold you tight I want to be with you every day, every night Coz I keep missing you. My dear, I just want you to know That in my whole life, this is the first time I felt so complete You made my dreams come true I am so happy because you love me too. I love you so much, sweetie.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Humorous Wedding Speech By The Father Of The Bride
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Hook: People are people, whoever they love. Nobody has the right to choose their destiny. If the government were to say that straight people couldn't marry there would be riot upon riot, so why aren’t we outraged by the decisions in place already? We do nothing about it, we let the people running our country be untruthful, hypocritical, and two-faced which has lead to false educational decisions.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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You’ve had such a powerful and amazing impact in my life and you’ve brought pure joy, happiness, love and light into my life and I hope you stay with me through everything else we’re gonna go through because I promise I won’t leave your side again. Just stay truthful, loyal, keep communicating with me and love me and I promise I’ll do the same to you, I’m hopelessly devoted to you baby. I’ve never been so deeply in love with anyone else and I hope it’ll always be you because I don’t want anyone else that ain’t you because you’re all that I need, all that I want, all that I desire, and all the I crave. You light the burning passion I have for you, it’s really crazy how much you can love someone and how much they can mean to you.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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I want to first apologize for this long email, but I want to answer the many questions that will come from this email and explain what my family have been doing over the years. As many of you know, over the past eleven and one-half years, Julie and I decided to homeschool our daughters to avoid the pitfalls of our local schools. Although we were not educators, we felt passionate about giving our daughters an education that was not traditional. Looking back, we understood the risks involved, which we all dearly paid for with loss of income, stress, limited rest, tears, shorten vacations, nonexistent celebrations, etc. In other words, homeschool education has been by far the hardest part of raising our daughters. However, we were fortunate to have the support of many of you over the years, which helped us do everything in our power to guide our daughters to a top twenty university. There was help of all kind, from your emotional support, your conversations with them concerning their education, to buying a simple lunch, gifting bookbags, a computer, and even wanting to be part of the process by paying for some of their community college courses while they were in high school. Some of you even supported Julie and I in numerous ways so we can continue our difficult mission. For that, we will always thank you.
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