Humorous Dream Jobs

Most people do not know what job they will end up with. In fact, only 30% of people actually land their GLAMOROUS dream jobs. Although I’m not sure what job I’ll end up having in the UNPREDICTABLE future, I PLAN to MAKE sure I end up in the EXTRAORDINARY computer field. I LEARNED most of my EXQUISITE knowledge from INDEPENDENT self-teaching and STIMULATING tutorials. I received HUMONGOUS amounts of motivation from my WONDERFUL family who constantly CONSULTED me to CONSIDER COMMANDEERING a job in this vast field.

Ever since I was a SIMPLE child, I’ve always enjoyed technology. During my entire school-life, I SCHEDULED to TAKE as many DIVERSE computer classes as I could. In middle school, I took up the only DRAB computer class that was available which was typing. At the time, however, I did not PRESENT anything wrong with it. I was ENCHANTED with the thought of WORKING with computers for an hour. It was my DIFFERENT but PERPLEXING class and was my favorite. As I ADVANCED through high school, I took many more computer classes. I took 3 years of business and technology and 2 years of accounting. Over the course of my entire high school life, I LEARNED the aspects of business as well as accounting along with EXPANDING my knowledge with computers. Whenever I’m home, I’ll always be on my computer trying to PICK up new skills and ACQUIRE more learning. When I have

During my childhood, I began to FIX technical problems within the family. If anything ever went wrong, I was always called onto the scene and CHARGED with the task of FIXING the problem. I was able to easily EVALUATE the problem and immediately FIX it. As my family OBSERVED me work, they SAW my BRILLIANT potential. My grandmother DECIDED to introduce me to her local church’s media specialist. He decided that he would MENTOR me because I was his IDEAL intern. My loved ones PUSHED me into believing in myself and saw my EXCEPTIONAL