How To Misquote Shakespeare

There's one thing that grinds my gears more than anything else rudeness.

Whenever I see someone dropping a sweet wrapper on the floor,

I want to perform a citizen's arrest for littering whenever a driver cuts

me up, I want an officer on hand to haul them off in cuffs; and whenever

I receive an email without a proper greeting or signoff,

I want to be able to zap the sender with so much spam that their inbox

will melt! You might think me harsh, but to misquote Shakespeare'To be cruel is

to be kind.' Indeed, the punishment must fit the crime that's the only

way we'll be able to change these people's habits.

So whenever you're about to scoff your snacks, pull out into traffic or click send, pause for a moment and remember the age-old maxim manners

maketh man.