Guy Batman Monologue

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HI i’m harleen quinton also known as Harlequin and i maybe the jokers assistant but i am NOT bad let me explain.
#1. I am in love with the joker that doesn’t make me bad am i right.
#2. Batman was hurting joker so I told him to back off but of course superheros never listen so i help a LITTLE bit i swear i'm not bad.
#3. MY friend poison ivy releases poisons and toxins into people and i was just being a good friend and helping i’m not being bad i’m just helping a friend.
See i'm not bad, what you still think i am? Fine,but first let me explain a little bit.
I was part of the Arkham Asylum. They asked me if I wanted to analyze Joker and i said sure why not? Well it was the BIGGEST BESTEST IDEA ever because as soon as I saw him well I fell i’m love. Well its not like i’m just gonna give up on love and quit analyzing him so I did all that I could to do (harley you're a good guy harley you can’t be IN LOVE with the joker so finally I said you know what I am not going to care what my head …show more content…

Well for the first few fight I didn't help I just watched but after that EVEN know i’m just suppose to me analyzing joker I helped because its not my fault that batman doesn’t hurt people he just TRIES to capture them so after i helped I told joker everything, blah blah blah. WELL now that Batman knew I was helping Joker he turned me in so then I said fine whatever but I didn’t realize how far they would take it. THEY BROKE MY ARKHAM ASYLUM LICENSE AND PUT ME IN JAIL! During an earthquake in Gotham City I may or may not have fleed. OK i did. Anyway after I fled I ended up becoming jokers assistant harlequin short for like I said earlier harleen quinton. Look it just happened its not like I wanted to be in jail,but if I tried to go back to the Arkham Asylum they would have put me back in jail plus they broke my

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