Dude That Played The Green Goblin In Spider Man

You guys know the dude that played the green goblin in Spider man? Willem DaFoe?

You see I met him once, it was at one of those bomb ass film festivals. You guys know the ones. They like have these little time producers make movies and if they do well enough people will pay to show them elsewhere and so on and so on….

So I’m there with my “Friend” who shall go unnamed...Paul.

See me and Paul always go to these little things because this is where a lot of actors got their start, we aren't actors or anything but if you can meet the next Jack Johnson then me and Paul are in.

This bad boy of course is in New Zealand which is the North Dakota of the Tasmanian Sea, if you’ve ever been there you know what I’m talking about.

Now if you’re any smarter than a stump

OUCH.

I was so Got Damn defeated that me and Paul left that instant and went to a local restaurant. That’s when we got into a bit of a fight, you see Paul is an idiot. We started to argue about the hotness of Bryce Dallas Howard.

I of course think she is beyond FINE, he thinks not.

And would you believe this? Paul just walks out! I mean like we were a couple who just broke up, FYI that was last time I ever saw Paul.

Well, if you’ll remember Old Pauly boy has all the New Zealand dough, so I’m looking like a fish without a lake.

So I walk out to of course see no sign of Paul, I soon start to try and waive down a Cab and what Cabbie is going to Pick-up a grown man with a “Frankie says Relax” T-shirt on? The Answer is none.

I mean Hours drag on much like this story. No cab, then one guy stops and pulls over.

Then I have a terrible realization...I have no dough. I start to explain to the driver what went down. Either he knew Paul or we weren't speaking the same lingo because he wasn't vibing on me at all.

We argue for about 30 minutes or so until I hear him, “Hey, I got you” it was Willem