Crash Road Incident

They called it a near miss, but I called it…

Big Mess “The afternoon news is on, grab your popcorn and have a sit on the couch,” grandma said, as she grabbed a pitcher of apple cider to share. Everyone is listening intensely, as Ted the newscast spoke, “the new Country Market is open daily from …. “ The message is erupted by the Breaking News Report.

The Police Chief said “there is an ongoing investigation to determine the cause of the accident on Tuesday, approximately at 10:00 a.m., which “four vehicles” were involved in a collision while traveling on Crash Road. We are unable to give out the names of the drivers at this time.”

As the camera focus on Ted, he is speechless for a moment; then he gets his bearings. “The road is used by

He immediately introduced “Beth (who is in her 70’s), as only eye witness viewing the incident from 5 feet away. As I stated to the Police Officer on duty, my eyesight made it difficult to determine who cause the accident. But I can tell you they were driving under the speed limit, because Crash Road has many holes. What do you remember about the incident? That morning the sun was shining, the dust and fur were flying in the air, therefore the brakes were squealing. The first car swiveled but the third driver couldn’t stop, he hit the rear bumper. When the fourth car tried to stop quickly ran into the second vehicle and pushed it into the ditch. There were a couple cars bumping into each other, “No big deal”. Thank you, Beth for your interview, as he rushes her way of the camera’s view. In a faded voice, you heard Beth saying she always gave me a ride to town, and I trust her driving skills. Then he turns to the viewers, I’m happy to report, no injuries, just their ego were bruised. The damages to their vehicles were minor. I have to say it seems like they were in a derby, not on the road. If any more information comes available, I will keep you updated. Have a wonderful and safe