Costco-topia: Ten Elements Needed to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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A zombie apocalypse. It is something I worry about on a daily basis. Where would I hide? How would I survive? Well, the other day I was standing in the check-out line at Costco and I looked down at the contents of my cart. I had a bag of trail mix, a couple cans of corn and beans, a pack of water, a bottle of aspirin, and a memory foam mattress liner. I realized that if the apocalypse started, at that very moment, I would be absolutely fine. I had all of the elements and supplies needed to survive were in the building, if not already in my cart. Therefore, if a zombie apocalypse erupted today, people should seek shelter in Costco in order to survive.
There are ten elements needed to survive a zombie apocalypse: a steady food supply, clean water, medicine, transportation, gas, a defense system, a sturdy shelter, a safe place to sleep within the shelter, weapons, and simple tools. Costco supplies all of these items. According an article in The Concordian, “If you asked 100 people where they would hide during a zombie apocalypse, 98 would say Costco. Costco is a vast market that sells basically anything you would need to live there permanently” (Menexis). Unfortunately that still leaves those two out of one hundred people that disagree. Those people say that Costco would be an unwise place to be during the apocalypse because of its sheer size. They state that the massive size of a Costco store is too big for a person or even small group of people to defend. While this argument has a logical line of thinking behind it, there are several factors that render this viewpoint invalid. Costco does not need a huge defense system because it is literally a huge warehouse. This means that Costco is essentially a huge concrete box with two ope...

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...ther. Build a life for each other. I know it’s out there. We just have to find it” (Darabont). Well too bad for Rick that he did not stumble across a Costco in his search for a safe shelter. If he had, his group of followers would be safe and in the setting of the apocalypse, in paradise. Costco supplies all of the ten element needed to survive a zombie apocalypse. Therefore, if a zombie apocalypse ever does break out, people should grab their Costco member cards and head for the nearest Costco.

Works Cited

Darabont, Frank, prod. "Beside the Dying Fire." The Walking Dead. AMC. 18 Mar. 2012. Television.
"In Case of a Zombie Apocalypse." Costco Blog. N.p., 22 Oct. 2008. Web. 03 Dec. 2013.
Menexis, George. "Zombie Apocalypse Level: Hide-and-seek | The Concordian." The Concordian RSS. N.p., 22 Oct. 2013. Web. 03 Dec. 2013.

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