You Might as Well Try to Fuck Me Essays

  • Downloading Music on the Internet

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    believe there’s nothing wrong with getting free tunes, but there is the select few who believe it is morally wrong. Overall, I truly enjoy having the free access to music; it enables you to try new music without bother making purchases and having a poor after effect. This is an excellent way to save money, as well as making your music selection more diverse. I can consider myself a good example of the music downlaoder; I have been around the computer age for several years and have learned a tremendous

  • Lyrical Content in Music

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    Lyrical Content in Music With lyrical content in music becoming more graphical it is being blamed for behaviour of impressionable teenagers. I am interested in this because I play in a band and listen to a wide range of music. In 1999 the Woodstock festival highlighted this. The festival was originally about peace but as the bands got heavier throughout the night the crowd got worse. By the end of the night there was fires and people stealing everything insight. The bands were accused of

  • Precursors to Suicide in Life and Works of Sylvia Plath and Sarah Kane

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    process set off before Sarah Kane started to write her best play and before Sylvia Plath wrote the best poems of her life. They might have been either created in an attempt to set the suicidal process back (Viewegh, 1996) or as a pure manifestation of this suicidal process which might have brought about sudden burst of strong internal creative powers. In both cases we might take these works as suicide notes and poetic accounts on a dramatic search for the meaning of life and existence. Nevertheless

  • I Love Monologue

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    Ooh well at least Brian was upfront about how the situation is and how it's not going to be – even though that didn't stick. I don't understand this whole "love at first sight" bullshit. You don't know the person so what are you in love with? Their dick? Their appearance? Their stroke game? Their golden vagina? The fuck? Haha! I'm surprised the actors that played Brian and Justin didn't date in real life but I guess not everyone is into dating their co-stars which I understand. Although a lot of

  • Holden Caulfield Mentality

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    (B)When Holden finds out Stradlater brought Jane out in Ed Banky’s car, he tells us, “This next part I don't remember so hot. All I know is I got up from the bed, like I was going down to the can or something, and then I tried to sock him, with all my might, right smack in the toothbrush, so it would split his goddam throat open.” (C)Holden remembers Jane from his childhood as pure and innocent. When he found out Stradlater brought her out in Ed Banky’s car, he draws a parallel to when he double dated

  • Persuasive Essay On Aloe

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    Toby Keith’s 'How Do You Like Me Now?! ' song that came on the radio. “Well I didn’t get a chance to finish the introductory part of it yet, but they are supposed to promote fertility, increase libido, and improve reproductive health.” “Alright. Well warn me before you start taking any of that gobbledygook,” he cautioned. Then it dawned on him, “oh shit! You want me to take this herb nonsense too, don 't you?” “Yes, dear, cause you know there is a certain role that you play in making a baby,”

  • The Language of the Mafia

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    themselves. Similarly, the Mafia -- which is often the target of FBI wire-taps -- requires its own thieves cant. The Mob constantly tries to hide its activities from the authorities. One way to accomplish this goal is to use somewhat cryptic vocabulary. For instance, there are over twenty words for the verb to kill'. If someone were to disrespect The Family' somebody might do a piece of work on' him. He could get whacked, erased, burned, clipped, iced, or hit -- just to name a few. In order to have

  • Creative Writing: No Dating

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    came to a complete stop.“Okay so you don't want to go out on a date with me?” he asked looking disappointed. “No but sex is okay. We don't have to go out, but we can still sleep together,” I told him something most men hoped a women would say. His look didn't really give out the look of finding the Holy Grail of opportunities. He looked as if the hamster in his head was now given an energy drink with cocaine in it. “No dating, but just sex is fine with you!” he shouted. Sherlock looked disgusted

  • Multiculturalism In Canada

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    especially, racism and discrimination, through the literary expression of Canadian playwrights and writers such as George F. Walker, Cecil Foster, and Mordecai Richler. These writers are not meant to represent any ethnic group as a whole, but rather try to project a general feeling about the nation in individual ways. I will finally explore the idea of how perhaps multiculturalism in Canada is evolving into another state since migratory patterns and the social circumstances that Canada is facing

  • Wisdom In The Catcher In The Rye by J. D. Sallinger

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    with Holden it demonstrates both sides of Phoebe, the child who wants to run away forever as well as the adult who wants to stay with Holden because he needs someone to care for him. In this sense Phoebe is caught halfway between adult and child much like Holden is caught between adolescent and adult. In this fall, Holden realizes that becoming an adult might not be as bad as he had imagined and it might in fact be necessary. This final movement through disillusionment which moves him to wisdom

  • The Black Monologue

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    You are probably wondering what I am wearing. You may be saying 'there's no way a girl who hasn't been social for six years can attract that kind of male attention.' I am not wearing anything special. In fact, I never wear anything special. I am rocking two year old, baby blue jeans that were once too big, but I grew into them. They have rips on the knees which they didn't come with, but I think they look cool. For a top,I'm wearing a white shirt which has now been turned cream because of how many

  • Jazzapple Alternate Ending

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    way." "I have to get some items at the store." Wolfshiem replied. "Ok…" he sighed. "Can we get candy?" Jazzapple asked, putting on a puppy face. "And what have you done lately that you think you deserve a treat?" "I've made my bed, eat my veggies, and do good in school." "Things I don't expect you to do already." "Umm…I'm cute?" "Nice try princess." Wolfshiem led his two kids into Target, going to just for a few items like detergent, bread, and a card for Abraham's birthday next week. He for carefully

  • The Adolescent Crisis of The Catcher in the Rye

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    fast. Girls are on his mind. Whenever girls do something pretty, even if they're ugly or stupid, you fall half in love with them. "Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made up a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it . . . Sex is something I just don't

  • I Hate Pedestrians: A Short Story

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    I hate pedestrians. The odd thing is that I don’t even drive. I get the privilege of riding the public transit for free through my school, so there’s no reason for me to pay the atrocious amounts of money for parking. Essentially, I despise my own kind. Sometimes I feel the Army conditioned me to be this way. Especially during basic training, they have this “hurry up and wait” mentality. It made perfect sense initially, because it made sure that everyone was on time and prepared for whatever was

  • Cruel Intentions

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    a bet between two step-siblings exploring society’s sexual boundaries. We are first introduced to Sebastian, a fifth year high school Senior with no respect for anyone/ thing except his own reputation of sexual conquest. His stepsister Kathryn is, well, as she puts it “I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side”. A quick summary, Sebastian wants to have sex with Annette, the new head master’s daughter who wrote a manifesto on why she intends to wait until marriage. Kathryn makes a bet with

  • A Hero Ain’t Nothin’ But a Sandwich

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    good old days of another era. Once there, they will find that it is a state of mind, oblivious to actual or imagined barriers. For some it is a pleasant stroll through yesterday, a simple, less turbulent past. Benjie Johnson is thirteen, Black, and well on his way to being hooked on heroine for good. Benjie’s wry humor and courage, his hard surface and vulnerability beneath make it impossible not to care about him. This book confronts a difficult subject and offers no easy solutions. The inner city

  • Personal Narrative-Who's To Blame?

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    showing running. “Honey can I come in? Luke asked. He heard no response from Allison or his daughter. Luke opened up the door and what he saw sent a chill down his spine. Cynthia kneeled over Allison's body with her face missing. ¨Cynthia what the fuck are you doing,¨ Luke screamed. Cynthia turned her head slowly, her bloodshot eyes

  • Personal Narrative: I Declare You Over A Million Times

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    “I could have fucked you over a million times” he says, voice booming. His chest is puffed forward and he bangs his fist against it as he talks. His statement is more amusing than enlightening, mostly because he has confused a testament of my faith in him, as a credit to his own honor. As if in some way my strength is his, as if my vulnerability was a silly mistake. To him, I am another naive woman, to deluded to have ever consciously allowed someone so close to my heart. A million times he could

  • Negan Character Analysis

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    praise from fans. Negan is hard not to love, in part because he’s just so damn charming. It might not be just his undeniable charisma that makes us gravitate towards him. He is one of the most effective leaders of the post-apocalypse. But the real question is: how effective, exactly?? Sure, we could leave it as “not very,” because of course someone is going to murder or overthrow him, ((why?)) because, well, this has all happened before. But I digress. Negan’s cruelty is neither novel, nor irrational

  • Taking Grandma Home

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    weren't tight they'd find relief, but appearances aren't worth much here. And so they sag with time. James rolls on, rarely turning, passing through towns, only waking to stop on red and go on green. Next to him, Dotty sleeps. She might be dead, he thinks, and he might be right. What little light left in her eyes muffled by lids, she shrinks against the door. Crumpled skin peeking beyond cuffs, her face sinks, her lips spotted and parted to show gritted teeth. When awake, her eyes retain their