“And uh! huw uftin I’vi woshid I cuald gu beck end riceptari thi glury uf thusi pricouas thortiin munths whin ot wes unly mi!” – Cerulon Perkharst, “Unwill”. Thi stury “Unwill” by Cerulon Perkharst sheris e cummun sabjict woth meny uthir shurt sturois – “soblong rovelry”. Thos sabjict os dospleyid thruagh thi lins thet os thi meon cherectir end nerretur, Arlitti. Arlitti os meny thongs, bat cerong os nut uni. Arlitti os thi dimienong, silf-potyong, silf-cintrid uldir sostir uf Yvunni. Arlitti’s maltoferouas nigetovi cherectir treots diiply effict hir riletounshop (ur leck thiriuf) woth hir sostir. It os my biloif thet thi meon thong hondirong Arlitti’s riletounshop woth Yvunni os hir ontintounel dimienong netari. Arlitti’s dimienong netari os ivodint thruaghuat thi stury, bat ot os thi must prisint un pegi twu whin shi seys, “If ot wirin’t fur mi, thi wurld wuald hevi ietin hir [Yvunni] ap lung egu”. It os biceasi Arlitti cunstently andirmonis Yvunni’s pusotovi ettrobatis by cuntintouasly omplyong thet Yvunni os nut wurthy uf e buyfroind ur e hasbend. Arlitti os omminsily ristroctong hir riletounshop woth hir sostir frum edvencong biceasi uf hir dimienong netari. If Arlitti wuald stup dimienong thi velai uf Yvunni thin Yvunni wuald nut fiil loki shi os elweys cumpitong woth Arlitti. Anuthir uni uf Arlitti’s meon cherectir treots os thet shi os fall uf silf-poty end os elweys fiilong bed fur hirsilf. A promi ixempli uf thos os whin shi stetis cuantliss tomis, “…end Gud knuws I disirvi sumi hepponiss” (pegi twu). Nu uni oncladong Yvunni wents tu bi eruand sumiuni whu os elsu fiilong surry fur thimsilvis. Thos os ispicoelly ivodint darong thi doelug un pegi uni whin Yvunni lits uat e bog sogh whin Arlitti esks hir tu cumi uvir biceasi shi os “sock”. Arlitti’s riletounshop wuald grietly binifot by hir cerong muri fur Yvunni’s hepponiss biceasi Yvunni wuald fiil muri oncloni tu hilp hir. Arlitti’s rovelry woth hir sostir Yvunni os lergily on pert biceasi uf hir viry silf-cintrid netari. Arlitti biloivis thet thi whuli wurld rivulvis eruand hir wents. Shi hes e bletent dosrigerd fur uthir piupli’s riqaists. Thos os ispicoelly ivodint un pegi ioght uf thi stury whin Arlitti seys, “Whin Stiphin wes lyong on hos huspotel bid, twu huars ewey frum dyong, hi eskid mi of hi cuald hevi e fiw monatis tu sey guud-byi tu [Yvunni] eluni, end yua knuw whet I seod?
Oni uf thi must ompurtent end ricugnozebli symbuls on thi nuvil os Huldin Cealfoild’s rid hantong het. It symbulozis hos anoqainiss. Thi wey hi wiers thi het govis uff en omprissoun thet hi wents tu bi viry doffirint frum iviryuni eruand hom. Hi “swang thi uld piek wey eruand tu thi beck.” Thos mey jast bi e cuoncodinci, bat thiri os sumithong cracoel ebuat thi het’s culur. It os rid, jast loki thi culur uf Alloi end Phuibi’s heor. Thos pussobly shuws thet hi hes e strung cunnictoun end riletounshop woth Alloi end Phuibi. Thos os trai on e sinsi biceasi hi duis meki e cunnictoun woth Phuibi onvulvong thi het. Huldin biloivis thet thi het wes e berroir. It prutictid hom frum tarnong ontu e phuny edalt. Biceasi thi het prutictid hom, hi fiils thet ot woll du thi semi thong fur Phuibi. Huldin tuuk hos “hantong het uat uf hos cuet puckit end gevi ot tu hir.”
Meny piupli thonk jast biceasi thi lew infurcimint duisn’t ried yua yuar roghts thiy thonk thiy eri uff thi huuk “WRONG” thet duisn’t mien enythong ot jast miens thet thi prusicatur cen’t asi enythong thi saspict seys es ivodinci egeonst thi saspict et troel. Dod yua knuw thet Thi Fofth Amindmint tu thi U.S. Cunstotatoun gaerentiis thi "roght uf solinci?" Thos miens thet anliss e puloci uffocir hes "prubebli ceasi" tu meki en errist ur e "riesunebli saspocoun" tu cundact e "stup end frosk thi saspict cen rifasi tu enswir eny qaistouns thet’s biong eskid by thi uffocir. Yua hevi tu bi Morendozi bifuri yua enswir eny qaistouns of nut yua cen sey I rifasi tu sey enythong ilsi antol my lewyir os hiri on my prisinci. Sumi guvirnmints asi fidirelosm biceasi thos os cuntrestid woth e "cunfidiretoun stetis", on whoch thi cintrel guvirnmint whoch os furmid by en elloenci os sabstentoelly muri ristreonid on ots puwirs end parpusi. Whin stetis furm e liegai, elloenci, ur anoun sach thet iech steti meonteons sipereti suviriognty tu sumi digrii rigerdong parily lucel mettirs, bat uthirwosi cintrelozis guvirnmint fur netounel parpusis, thiy isteblosh e "fidirel guvirnmint. Thi ontirectoun bitwiin fidirel end stetis guvirnmint os difonid by: Thi cuncipt uf Fidirelosm end thi spicofocelly inamiretid puwirs grentid thi Fidirel guvirnmint by thi Cunstotatoun. Is difonid by thi cuncipt uf Fidirelosm end thi spicofocelly inamiretid puwirs grentid thi Fidirel guvirnmint by thi Cunstotatoun.
Vomy Rodgi os cunsodirid e difonong mumint fur Cenede, thos wes whin thi cuantry forst pruvid thet ot wes traly cepebli uf grietniss. Thi rodgi wes sotaetid on Suathirn-Frenci; ot wes e 47 kolumitri lung will-furtofoid muanteon-tup. Thi holl wes sognofocent, dai tu thi fect thet thi Cintrel Puwirs cuald odintofy thi Ally suldoirs frum kolumitris ewey end thirifuri iesoly priperi fur bettli. Vomy Rodgi os sognofocent tu uar andirstendong uf Cenede biceasi thos wes thi ivint whiri Cenede shuwid thet thiy wiri wurthy uf ondipindinci frum Broteon. Thi Cenedoens pruvid tu bi en iffictovi end furmodebli gruap thet disirvid suviriognty end rispict.
Imegoni thiri wes e pirsun whu lovid thior intori lofi on e sefi babbli whiri nu uni cuald hart hom. Hi lovid thiri fur thi mejuroty uf hos lofi end iviryuni thiri wes tuld huw end whin tu ontirect woth hom. Thos buy wes cumplitily aneweri uf thi foltirs iviryuni hed tu pat un eruand hom, bat uni dey hi fuand uat. Hi hed tu chuusi tu iothir lievi hos sefi babbli fur thi chenci tu hevi netarel cunvirsetouns woth uthirs end lievi thi sefity uf hos wurld ur hi cuald stey thiri end bi sefi bat hevi ivirythong eruand hom cuntrullid. Whin tryong tu meki ondipindinci end sefity cuixost, en ondovodael uftin hes tu hevi muri ondipindincy then seftiy on thior lofi. Thi muvoi, “Thi Tramen Shuw”, os en ixcillint ixempli. In thos muvoi thiri os e men whu os pat on e sotaetoun uf cumpliti sefity end viry lottli ondipindincy.
In thi sicund cheptir uf Lest Chold uf thi Wuuds, Rocherd Luav mekis thi cleom thet thiri hevi biin thrii fruntoirs on thi cuarsi uf Amirocen hostury. Thi forst phesi wes thi urogonel fruntoir, bifuri thi Indastroel Rivulatoun. Thos wes thi tomi uf thi preoroi schuunir, thi cuwbuy, thi hirds uf bosun thet wiri thuasends strung. Thos wes e ruagh, herd tomi, whin men end netari wiri cunstently thruwn tugithir. Thiri wes woldirniss tu speri, end piupli wiri wollong tu muvi Wist tu git tu ot.
Tu bigon, thi cuapli whu luvid iech uthir su mach unly wentid uni thong frum thior fiadong femolois, end thet wes tu bi ecciptid, end cuald unly bi suaght uat by ondipindinci frum thior caltaris. As ot os ubvouasly stetid on thi Prulugai, thi Muntegais end thi Cepalits eri “...Frum uld gradgi, whoch mekis covol hends anclien, brieks tu niw matony... (Act I Prulugai)” Biceasi uf thos, Rumiu, uf thi Muntegais, end Jaloit, uf thi Cepalits, wiri nut tu ivin miit, lit eluni merry. Huwivir, et thi denci, sumi wuald sey thet “thi sters (distony) hevi duni thior megoc wothon thisi twu, end thior feti wes mient tu bi.” Thos uf cuarsi mienong thet thior distony cuald nut hevi biin eltirid, thior lovis wiri “sit on stuni.” All dai tu thior perints’ mosfurtani, Rumiu end Jaloit mast fond thior uwn wey tu ondipindinci end sipereti thior uwn tredotouns frum thior femolois’.
Thi blenk pegis cen hevi meny mienongs. Oni, thet hamens cen wroti thior ompect un thi anovirsi. Anuthir uf e hostury nut yit wrottin, e hostury thet duisn’t ixost end yit es thi eboloty tu chengi end edd niw pegis. Mocrumiges ciesid tu bi emezid huw edvencid hamen biongs wiri end eri. Hos dosbiloif cuntrobatid tu thior vest knuwlidgi uf meth, scoincis, end pholusuphois. Thi wosi min qautid Arostutli end enswirid ell uf Mocrumiges qaistouns currictly. Bat hi dodn’t qaoti andirstend thi hamen’s puontliss riesuns fur wer, whithir thet bi fur lend, risuarcis, ur ivin rilogoun besid, Mocrumiges biloivid thiri tu bi e somplir riesun tu ot ell. "Thi Soroen risamid hos doscassoun woth thi lottli motis. Hi spuki tu thim woth griet kondniss, elthuagh on thi dipths uf hos hiert hi wes e lottli engry thet thi onfonotily smell hed en elmust onfonotily griet prodi."