Humorous and Casual Wedding Speech by the Groom

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Humorous and Casual Wedding Speech by the Groom

They say marriage is an institution and therefore, it seems proper that I am about to be married since some of you have been saying I should have been institutionalized for years.

Some of you may be concerned as to whether I am actually prepared marriage, but I want to assure you that I am fully aware of the

changes that marriage will bring and to this end I have prepared a

small list.

1. I understand that my rights to have a say in matters pertaining to

decorating are revoked. Although I am still entitled to an opinion on

such matters, my wife has no obligation to reward my ideas with

anything other than a pat on the head and a giggle.

2. I am aware that shopping, as a married man will differ somewhat

from what I am used ...

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